hellison: (xmas-t)
[livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ brought me presents! TO WORK.

Also a lovely card, now iconned - nothing really says Christmas like Mr T! May try and get a better pic later ;)

but. Yes. A present -





One is called "Trust Doesn't Rust", which not only has possibly the best title ever, but also has KARR, KITT's evil twin and another has none other than GARTH NIGHT, the HOFF's Evil twin (playing very cunningly by the hoff inna goatee).

I am not sure whether to be delighted or horrified. To help you help me decide, here is an extract...

Garth approached. He seemed held together by a thousand tightly strung wires, all tied to a central post whose structural integrity was less than a sure bet. His words spat forth like bullets from a gun. "Let me introduce you to reality, as a victor" he snarled "I am about to defeat you, and, like the villians in the spy movies I so adore, I'm entitled to a speech.

I shall look forward to readign the rest. I may bring them with me at the weekend and read selected highlights aloud.
hellison: (Default)
Why do people keep sending me these? WHY

Anyway, I do not wish to suffer alone, so I give you Peeping-tom stalker Christmas Hoff.




He's WATCHING you.

ETA - the hoff on Celebrity Big Brother? Oh my ;p

Oh My...

Oct. 10th, 2006 02:21 pm
hellison: (OMG leo)
So, sadly I missed seeing the HOFF in person when he came to Belfast (even after a personal invite!), due to being far away in Canadia and all my designated HOFF MINIONS failed utterly in getting to see him.

HOWEVER! Luckily it turns out we have our very own homegrown Hoffalike, here in Belfast!

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH )

Just goes to prove, where there is HOFF, there is HORROR.

Further ZOMG updates from comments -

ZOMG 1. he has been seen on local new, running v. slowly down soem beach somewhere (am I very wrong to wish it was Helen's Bay?). Part of me goes ARRGGGH but part is cheering in joy at the fact that we now have proper crappy local news, with cats up trees and hoffalikes, instead of death, mayhem and riots.

ZOMG 2. HE made it to the hoff signing in Dublin *mutters darkly at hoffminions* for STEREO HOFF HORROR.
Why oh why did I have to pick THAT weekend to be away?
hellison: (angel)
ZOMG THEY MADE ME TALK TO THE HOFF ON THE PHONE


I feel.... SULLIED


WOE WOE WOE

(you are all so very very dead)

ETA ZOMG *apparently* when [livejournal.com profile] fabricati_diem was approaching THE HOFF with the phone he said "if it's not too much HASSLE could you talk to my friend?"

HE HASSLED THE HOFF!

FOR ME!

ZOMG.

(still sullied)
hellison: (shaun)
There has been some debate about this of late. What consitutes Art? And if one person's 'art' is another person's personification of personal nightmares where does that leave us?

So, examples, and a poll.

Young [livejournal.com profile] thipe created two... pictures. Have a look. Decide - fine art, or horror?

WHOOOMPHOFF

WHOOOFFMPH


[Poll #819072]
hellison: (Default)
Woo The hoff in the Guardian - thanks to [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ for the tip off...

And ladies, look out !

The Hoff was always a particular hit with women. All that charm, all that chest hair, all that twinkliness... "I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them. I learned that a long time ago." He recently announced that he would love to find an "intelligent" English girlfriend. "That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."
hellison: (wicked witch)
In the hoff wars. Via [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01's little cousin. Who ain't so little any more it would seem!

hoffed, for her pleasure )

Happy Friday! Have a good weekend ;)

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