WHY do I do this to myself?

[hellison]

Every time I come home. There it is, the sky digital. All those lovely channels showing all that lovely crap. Every time I say I will RESIST. I will BE STRONG. But every time, I see it there in the list and I think 'I'll just LOOK and see what they're doing. Just QUICKLY. It'll be OK.'

And then, the TRAGEDY and the Brave Family Bearing up and the bus and the megaphone and the HAPPY ENDING with the shrieking and the suprise and the joy and the tears and oh Extreme Makeover:Home Edition, why do you do this to me??

I even came in here to escape. And really, I'm only going back In There periodically because it's bloody freezing in here. Really. Not to see why the Family is Tragic (the parents DIED and the other family Took Them In and they have no room and and...) and the Personal Touches and the sobbing and the JOY and *sniffs* I'm going to bed now. I'm not crying. OH NO.

Stupid tv.

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

HOLD ON TO THE VOLCANO HELLISON!

I'm off to bed to worry about my compulsive farting and my addiction to LJ

[sarcastic32.livejournal.com]

added you because i have 2 cats and internet is a main part of my sad life..add me?

oh jesus

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you told me about this 'extreme makeover: home edition". it's enough to put me off getting digital again in case i get sucked in. because, you know, i am very fond of colin & justin - and not just because they're bitchy scottish chaps. i have been known to sit entranced by, er, 'house doctor'. even though i hate her, and even though she paints everything cream and throws out all the books. (she would kill my house. my junk is very dear to me. and i fully intend to get deer heads with antlers from ebay and hand them on my living room, wall. oh yes, go taxidermy!)

er. sorry, got a bit OT there...

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could have a support group!

Hi, my name is Ida and I BAWL in front of the TRAINWRECK that his Extreme Makeover: Home Edition on a regular basis.

(But seriously, the kid has a toy fish and they go all "Oh the poor dear little kiddo, she LOVES fishes more than life, let us COVER every surface in her room in FISHES!" WTF?)

[dreammonkey.livejournal.com]

We just got digital tv yesterday with all it's free channels. Like I need to know any more about the Nazis and their guns.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

This whole digital thing sounds a bit evil to me, if it can reduce Teh hellison to a quivering wreck, I'm a definite goner. I wouldn't mind
Animal Planet
National Geographic
Discovery Health
tho....