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Memeage, nabbed from [livejournal.com profile] tyrell because it has to be better than working ;)
And because of course, following Teh Rulez I can't have any thoughts of my own in public. That one sure struck a chord eh? Most comments EVAR ;p




1. My uncle once: I started trying to answer, then I thought "which uncle?" for I have many. Then I couldn't remember how many so I started counting, but I'm still not sure. I think I have 13. or 14. I'm sure they've done many interesting things. 13. Almost sure. DO ones that died as children count? That might make 15
2. Never in my life have I: Worked out how many uncles I actually have. Or jumped out of a plane.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: The Mother. Mostly its nuts tho ;p
4. School is: Something I am way too old cool for.
5. When I'm nervous: I fiddle with anything in sight. And get a tad snappy ;p
6. The last time I cried was: probably last time i watched Extreme Makeover:Home Edition. Tho that's more of a sniff and emo *tear* rather than cry. Actual crying? Hmm. No idea!
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: wondering (along with me) who the hell I was marrying
8&9 don't appear to exist. I wonder what they were.
10.When I was 5: We had just moved from not so welcoming East Belfast to a big house with a garden and i had to start a new school and it was scary, but not as scary as the brick through the window, so yay! And my sister had whooping cough.
11. Last Christmas I: Gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it awaaaay. Thiiiis year.. sorry. I got presents, gave presents and ate.
12. When I turn my head left, i see: The photocopier
13. When I turn my head right, I see: Jim. HELO JIM.
14. When I look down I see: My legs.
15. The craziest recent event was: Crazy eh? Drunking ceili dancing at my cousin's wedding NYE was a hoot, dunno if it counts as CRAZY tho. Or even wacky.
16. If I was a character on Friends I'd be: out of a job because it's over now?
17. By this time next year: what? what are you supposed to say here? We'll be millionaires?
18. My favorite Aunt is: Hmm tricky. Again there are so many to choose from. Noreen probably. Or Mary. Auntie Mary is lovely.
19. I have a hard time understanding: quantum physics. Or indeed any physics really. Not my strong point.
20. One time at a family gathering:
21. You know I "like" you if: Is that "like" meant to be sarcastic? if not why is it in quotations marks? Or is it LIKE like as it fancy? Odd way to ask. Either way if i like you, i'll be talking (or possibly shouting) at you. If I don't, I won't. Or if I have to I will be Very Polite. If I do like you, no polite. That's probably it really.
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: ME! for being so wonderful I won an award.
23. Take my advice: Don't,really, it's probably not that good.
24. My ideal breakfast is: brought to me in bed by a bevy of handsome houseboys
25. If you visit my hometown: let me know! There's not a lot to do other than drink tho.
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: The Fabulous Feltham, next month. Hurrah!
27. If you spend the night at my house: Watch out for cats. and be prepared to be plied with drink and not get much sleep.
28. I'd stop my wedding: hmm. If I discovered I wasn't sure I guess. Or if I found out my fiance had cheated/lied. Tho if you'd got that far, it'd have to be something pretty big to warrant chucking it all away (that's the relationship, not the 'wedding' part)
29. The world could do without: pollution and bombs and food surpluses rotting while people starve and now I'm starting to sound like a Miss World candidate.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat sweetcorn ;p
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: lunch! or for a more concrete Thing, Robin of Sherwood on dvd. yay!
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: a belated christmas present of the Book of Bad Cats which is full of v funny and/or cute pics of some very very ugly and mean looking cats
33. My favorite blonde is: Julie-Ann! Or Rutger Hauer
34. My favorite brunette is: ME! is that allowed? or (atm, subject to change, I am a fickle creature) Michael Praed ;p
35. And by the way: what?
36. The last time I was high: heh, Traditional Christmas sneaky spliffs with the little bro'
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: apart from all the other animals that fly like fish and squirrels and so on? Ant eaters! Can't you see them swooping majestically over the tree tops? Also, have you ever noticed swans look really odd in flight?
38. I shouldn't have: Started this, it's taking ages. At least I look busy!
39. Once, at a bar: Hmm. where to start? Got drunk, was loud, probably fell over. That's what usually happens ;)
40. Last night: I got 2 letters! Yay! Then rode the horse, did some shopping, made dinner and went a-stabbing on teh mud.
41. There's this girl I know who: used to drink black tea with spaghetti in it (the long thin stick ones). I used to keep some in the house just for when she visited.
42. This guy I know: knits. I didn't know men did, really, but you live and learn. This is why generalisation and stereotyping is bad.
43. A better name for me would be: The Glorious and Benificent Helen, Empress of the Universe
44. If I ever go back to school I'll: be very confused as to what the hell I'm doing there.
45. How many days until my birthday?: ooh! 57! Must book those flights soon. Whee, poledancing ahoy!



(The questions:)
1. My uncle once:
2. Never in my life have I:
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is:
4. School is:
5. When I'm nervous:
6. The last time I cried was:
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
10.When I was 5:
11. Last Christmas I:
12. When I turn my head left, i see:
13. When I turn my head right, I see:
14. When I look down I see:
15. The craziest recent event was:
16. If I was a character on Friends I'd be:
17. By this time next year:
18. My favorite Aunt is:
19. I have a hard time understanding:
20. One time at a family gathering:
21. You know I "like" you if:
22. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is:
23. Take my advice:
24. My ideal breakfast is:
25. If you visit my hometown:
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
27. If you spend the night at my house:
28. I'd stop my wedding:
29. The world could do without:
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself:
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you:
33. My favorite blonde is:
34. My favorite brunette is:
35. And by the way:
36. The last time I was high:
37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:
38. I shouldn't have:
39. Once, at a bar:
40. Last night:
41. There's this girl I know who:
42. This guy I know:
43. A better name for me would be:
44. If I ever go back to school I'll:
45. How many days until my birthday?:



And another one, via [livejournal.com profile] malvino this time

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
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