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Hello! Work has taken a turn for the Busy, but in a good way.
Spent the morning with a Nice Man from ESRI going over how to do data cleansing and edit our crappy polygons and such, and now have to spend the afternoon showing other people how to do this. And then start actually doing it. HURRAH!

ION, As the Boob-words question proved so popular and also produced such a range of fascinating new words, I think we should continue this trend.

Today, we shall look at the gentlemen and words for what Thesme so delicately terms the "manpinkie".

So, willy words plz!

To start you off, I give you this, one from uni days - the Purple-crested Womb Ferret

PS Any Pet Names the gentlemen among us care to share will also be welcome ;)

ETA oh dear. 18 comments in and already I cannot stop sniggering. I fear this one will be the death of me.

ETA 2 You are all very strange people and I love you ;p Also, new icon, courtesy of

littlebluefish

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Todger

Superquinn sausage
Dick
(one from Mr Thesme) Special Purpose (I like this one a lot)
Knob
Flower of Scotland
Questing Elephant trunk (hellison's favourite)

Ah an old favourite ;)

I very nearly said 'firm favourite' then decided that, in context, that might not be wise ;p

BETTER THAN A FLOPPY FAVOURITE, SURELY

Cock, willy, chopper, pecker, one-eyed trousersnake, Little

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Cock, willy, chopper, pecker, one-eyed trousersnake, Little <insert owner's name here>... umm, sure I have loads more, will keep you updated!

Flower of scotland? *boggles*

hehe questy questy. Damnit knew I shouldn't have looked at the comments before having to go explain edit in arcGIS :/

There will be much suppressed sniggering ;p

I do like Special Purpose tho!

I doubt it would be much of a favourite if it was floppy ;p

John Thomas, manhood, member, pink trombone/oboe

I like it too, surprisingly!
BOW TO THE SPECIAL PURPOSE BOW

pink TROMBONE? Dear god - what do you have in your trousers!
*faints*

*revives*
I mean, where's the slidey-uppy-downy bit???
*faints again*

What... you mean, that's not normal? *panics*

OMG you hve a willy with a parpy end and a slidey-uppy-downy bit! *coma*

PARP PARP PARP

oh noes giggle attack
*flees to carpark*

TomTom goes PARP with excitement
Slide PARP

*collapses*

BoooOOooowwaaaaaaoooooaaarp!

They call me "Satchelcrotch".

Pork Sword

OH dear oh dear oh dear. You do realise I am now going to spend next saturday in the pub going PARR PARP TOMTOM and collapsing into a giggling heap?

Sorry ;p

I think I've done myself an injury

OH GOD OH GOD STOP HELP

Love truncheon

Ah yes, the famous piggyswored.
Not as scary as Dasquian's instrumental genitalia though !!!

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Yeah :(

MANMEAT

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