Once upon a time, not so long ago and not so very far away, a Fair and Mysterious Woman attended the Nuptial Blessings of the Jimanda Entity. For this occasion, she had arranged to share a room - very special room, with the most enormous bed ever, in a tower, with a power shower - with the Beauteous Little E. However B.L.E had Designs on the Handsome Prince LOGEU and whisked herself off to HIS room at some point in the festivities. Also attending was the gay cavalier, N. who got very very drunk and thus the Mysterious Lady agrees that, as E. had vacated her spot in the Enormous Double bed (it really was huge), he could take up residence therein for the evening. So off staggered the Gay Cavalier who, by they time got to the room had forgotten he was sharing it and, as apparently is his wont, stripped off his fine trappings to the last stitch and passed out.
Some time later, our heroine staggered in and (thankfully) remembered to attire herself in pjs which were pink and with a top of the strappy kind (this becomes important soon), climbed into her side of the ENORMOUS double bed and also passed out.
Time passed and day dawned. Hearing a stirring beside her, our heroine awakes and greets the gay cavalier. Who, in a few very brief seconds wakes up, realised he is NAKED, in bed with a Myserious Lady who (thanks to the strappy pink nature of the top) also appears to be naked, comes to a very wrong conclusion and suddenly sits bolt upright yelling FUUUUCK in a state of what appeared to be abject terror.
Luckily all was explained (once our heroine managed to stop cackling with glee at it all) and to this very day he still apologises profusely for the nature of his reaction.
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Date: 2006-06-26 12:58 pm (UTC)Once upon a time, not so long ago and not so very far away, a Fair and Mysterious Woman attended the Nuptial Blessings of the Jimanda Entity.
For this occasion, she had arranged to share a room - very special room, with the most enormous bed ever, in a tower, with a power shower - with the Beauteous Little E.
However B.L.E had Designs on the Handsome Prince LOGEU and whisked herself off to HIS room at some point in the festivities.
Also attending was the gay cavalier, N. who got very very drunk and thus the Mysterious Lady agrees that, as E. had vacated her spot in the Enormous Double bed (it really was huge), he could take up residence therein for the evening.
So off staggered the Gay Cavalier who, by they time got to the room had forgotten he was sharing it and, as apparently is his wont, stripped off his fine trappings to the last stitch and passed out.
Some time later, our heroine staggered in and (thankfully) remembered to attire herself in pjs which were pink and with a top of the strappy kind (this becomes important soon), climbed into her side of the ENORMOUS double bed and also passed out.
Time passed and day dawned. Hearing a stirring beside her, our heroine awakes and greets the gay cavalier. Who, in a few very brief seconds wakes up, realised he is NAKED, in bed with a Myserious Lady who (thanks to the strappy pink nature of the top) also appears to be naked, comes to a very wrong conclusion and suddenly sits bolt upright yelling FUUUUCK in a state of what appeared to be abject terror.
Luckily all was explained (once our heroine managed to stop cackling with glee at it all) and to this very day he still apologises profusely for the nature of his reaction.