How to trap a man like wild game and mount his head on the wall /get married

Discussions elsewhere led to talk of the Rules for dating. I remembered some of this from various media fuss a few years back but thought I'd go refresh my memory. and O.M.G.
http://www.therulesbook.com/
Do people expect this crap to work? Does any woman actually WANT a guy who falls for this crap?

Here they are... In summary at least. Apparently tehre are at least 3 books you have to buy to get the full set.

( The Rules )

*boggles*

Is this some sort of American thing I don't get? Do you really have to be a Stepford Wife out there to trap get your man? Because nothing says Love like completely surpressing your personality!
Actually I'm fairly sure it's a complete load of bollocks and crap like this is why people assume all single women are desperate predators out stalking for fresh meat to drag back to the cage.
Are there any guys out there this WOULD work on (other than malvino Ladies, we have a target!)?

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Because the mud just crashed and I am bored, I give you a nice pictorial representation of Helena, made here - http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine2/heromachine2.asp

Just imagine the warts. And that the bristley end of the broom is just out of shot :p
They didn't have any dagger type knives so I had to improvise. I did get a bat tho, and Broom Hair, yay!
Clicky for larger version ;)




Also, when I got home today there was not one, but TWO letters waiting for me ;)
Of course now I have to think of Things to write back.