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Morning all!
That stupid pink header is bloody annoying as it makes it even more obvious that this is Not Work.

However, since it is the day of LURVE, here is a picture of GIANT VOLE for you all



I have had an extremely dull morning of being stuck in a meeting which, as regular readers will know, often leads to Crap Meeting Haikus. So here are today's...

So much tedium
Constant streams of dullness flow
On and ever on

Buck passed around
Responsibility? FLEE
Like deer from wild dogs.

"That all seems unfair"
Bleating on like lost spring lambs.
I don't give a fuck.

And finally, one for being_here, inspired by malvino

What horror here?
Pirate in tight tight lycra!
Oh dear god, my eyes.

ION... um. None. Except febmeet is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! Hurrah!

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So. Normally I hate it when people as "ooh what did you get for Valentine's?" because I say 'nothing' and they look all concerned or whatever, like it actually matters at all...

However this I do not have to say that! This year I got!
Anonymous Pants!
Imaginary Flowers from being_here

( Morrissey-Related Horror )

AND
( SPESHULNESS )

Best. Valentines. EVAR.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, this rather NSFW chap was the reason for the pirate haiku in the previous post. MY EYES.

Hmm. Tho. Actually, how would you even START explaining that lot to someone NORMAL?
I might just stick with "Nothing"...