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We haven't done this for a while! And I am very bored, with nothing of actual interest to write about and all memed out ;p

So, we did body parts, now for what you do with them - with others. We can discuss solo activities another time ;)
Do you Make Love? Do you go for a ride (or a ROIDE for you mexicans in the audience)? Play hide the sausage? Or just plain shag?
Favourite terms for dancing the fleshy tango please ;p
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Date: 2006-08-08 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
And now I am having unfortunate 'clan of the cave bear' (or whichever one it was in) mammoth sex flashbacks ;/

Date: 2006-08-08 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Especially with a flake and raspberry sauce!

Date: 2006-08-08 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
From urbandictionary.com

sex

- the spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. a latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.

Nuff said...

Date: 2006-08-08 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
*grins*

It's best said with a leering expression... It can also be shortened to just "TAKE IT", in a pinch. ;)

Date: 2006-08-08 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fragglechick.livejournal.com
Haven't tried that myself...

*storkes chin ponderingly*

Date: 2006-08-08 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Sorry em.. I must have missed the Mammoth Sex, I only remember Neanderthal sex and Homo sap sap sex and angst re: wankage.

?

Date: 2006-08-08 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvino.livejournal.com
um... no. There wasn't any kind of space in her jeans for things of that nature

Date: 2006-08-08 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
How can you not remember? You read it out to me IN JIM MALLORY'S VOICE. It is in one of the later ones I think when they are Trekking Across Plains

Date: 2006-08-08 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
I can break it in a bad way, if you want?

Date: 2006-08-08 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
No! I deserve nice breakings! Not bad ones!

Date: 2006-08-08 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Just STOP right there young man, or it's the Bile Baby for you again!

And CLOWNS

Date: 2006-08-08 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Good to know you checked thoroughly. With some things it's very important not to be ambiguous ;p

Date: 2006-08-08 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I thought that was normal sex, not mammoth sex!!

Date: 2006-08-08 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
Woe, you are stifling my FINE ARTISTIC OUTLETS :(

Date: 2006-08-08 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreammonkey.livejournal.com
NOOKIE!
Even seeing it written down makes me laugh out loud like Sid James

Rutting.
(to be used when you're pissed off the world is doing is and you're not)

Date: 2006-08-08 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogboy55.livejournal.com
Chucking a sausage up a close.

Paddling the wrong way up the hershey highway.

Getting danged in the brown hole

Going up the brown M & M isle(A booker cash and carry term)

a peanut boost(a prison term)

Date: 2006-08-09 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
I have a question pls.

How can one get properly feral if one has a baldy pate?

Date: 2006-08-09 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Are these salty outlets, by any chance?

*hopeful*

Date: 2006-08-09 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
*loud cheers*

Date: 2006-08-09 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Oooh and no-one mentioned BONKING in English. bonkity bonk!

Craiceann a bhualadh le (to have sex with - in Irish - literally something like 'to hit the skin with' someone)

Date: 2006-08-09 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Sooo, for example, the Hoff might say

Ba mhaith liom craiceann a bhualadh le William Shatner anois!!

Date: 2006-08-09 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogboy55.livejournal.com
*bows with humble gratitude*

Did I tell you I was humble?

Date: 2006-08-09 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
AARGGGH NOOOOOOO

Anyway there would be so much HAIR around, surely no skin would ever get hit...

Date: 2006-08-09 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Oh well in that case

Ba mhaith liom gruaig a bhualadh le William Shatner
:P

Date: 2006-08-09 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malvino.livejournal.com
Skill, imagination, and a cheap wig.
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