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Woo The hoff in the Guardian - thanks to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
_unhurt_ for the tip off...
And ladies, look out !
The Hoff was always a particular hit with women. All that charm, all that chest hair, all that twinkliness... "I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them. I learned that a long time ago." He recently announced that he would love to find an "intelligent" English girlfriend. "That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."
_unhurt_ for the tip off...And ladies, look out !
The Hoff was always a particular hit with women. All that charm, all that chest hair, all that twinkliness... "I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them. I learned that a long time ago." He recently announced that he would love to find an "intelligent" English girlfriend. "That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."
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This journalist is LACKLUSTER!
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You just HAD to go and say it didn't you?
BAD THIPE!
Just for that I am going to hunt out bugs tonight. AND TYPOS.
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honest.
Also, I shall probably be out imbibing drinks of an alcoholic nature before coming back to shout drunkenly on the mud. Or fall over and pass out, whichever comes quicker.
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In other words, he couldn't find a woman who would sleep with him so made do with p0rn.
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Thankfully.
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"That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."
chick? a career-oriented 'chick' would be kneeing you in the balls about now, you alcoholic old loser.
(this week unhurt has remembered why this stuff gets on her tits. *sneaks off to lurk on pandagon.net*)
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