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Woo The hoff in the Guardian - thanks to [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ for the tip off...

And ladies, look out !

The Hoff was always a particular hit with women. All that charm, all that chest hair, all that twinkliness... "I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them. I learned that a long time ago." He recently announced that he would love to find an "intelligent" English girlfriend. "That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."

Date: 2006-09-01 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
*thanks the lord she is Oirish*

Date: 2006-09-01 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thipe.livejournal.com
I see no mention of quivering anus.

This journalist is LACKLUSTER!

Date: 2006-09-01 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com
I love women, I don't need to sleep with them to appreciate them.

In other words, he couldn't find a woman who would sleep with him so made do with p0rn.

Date: 2006-09-01 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
l. bought a copy. i could post photocopies of the pictures to the deserving!

Date: 2006-09-01 05:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
christ, i haven't even read the article yet, but he really is a prick:

"That's what I want," he said, "a chick who is career-orientated."

chick? a career-oriented 'chick' would be kneeing you in the balls about now, you alcoholic old loser.

(this week unhurt has remembered why this stuff gets on her tits. *sneaks off to lurk on pandagon.net*)

Date: 2006-09-01 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyrell.livejournal.com
The extracts from his forthcoming biography are classic too.

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