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[hellison]

Today =

Morning - play with happy baby.

Afternoon - shopping

Evening - hot tub & cider

I Like Holidays.

But - still no mounties :/

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[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Hot tub + cider = happy hellison = jealous Fragglechick! ;)

You'll likely need to ride a weary horsey for many days and nights, across the arrid plains, before you catch a sighting of a herd of elusive wild braying mounties, but keep those lasoo skills practised girl, you may only get a small window of opportunity with them!

*nods sagely*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get a lure?

Humm... what would a mountie lure look like? and how would one blow it?

Enquiring minds need to know!

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

a 'lure'?

[being-here.livejournal.com]

You know - like those things that duck hunters use to lure ducks to them.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

hot tub with added hoff?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

NO
NO HOFF IN THE TUB

Bad gin. BAD!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hmmm cunning! I wonder what they'd sound like tho - horse noises? Or escaped Criminal Sounds?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You could be right, I think they're a rare breed now and have learned to be Wary of Man - or rather Woman ;p It could take great skill and patience to track down a herd...

[being-here.livejournal.com]

or the sound of naked, oiled flesh writhing in a big old nest.....

*drools*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

so, what exactly does that sound like then? I'm curious now ;p

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Not sure. We should experiement to find out. Otherwise we may not have the best lure...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

True, they are notoriously skittish creatures, we could scare them off if we get it wrong!

Some experimentation is definitely in order

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Would we need to experiment with mounties though? or would other naked men do?

Rugby players for example might be easier to get over here and would be of similar fitness and stamina

*nods*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I agree with all of that. A lot.

Also, if anyone needs me? I'll be in my bunk.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm.

Do you know, that was the happy thought that got me through the dred development meeting today?