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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I pushed [livejournal.com profile] adelpha in the mud (-17 points). In January I helped [livejournal.com profile] taffyd across the street (6 points). In November I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] fabricati_diem (10 points). Last Sunday I gave [livejournal.com profile] gweedarrnumnum a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I turned [livejournal.com profile] ochthuit in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-3 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
hellison

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