National Unashamed Attention Whoring Day [1]

[hellison]

Today we have war of the Continued Good Mood v. Onset of Crappy Cold.

Mostly I am just sleepy, sniffley, sneezy and hoarse (which I am well aware many people regard as No Bad Thing). Three dwarves off a full set! Probably a bit Dopey too actually, so make that 2 ;p

What this has somehow done is to turn me into Lana (see Icon). Those who have met her will understand. I want ATTENTION damnit.

Of course the accepted LJ protocol here would be to find some suitably attention-seeking meme thing and post it, then bask in the flood of adoring commenty-overload goodness that would (naturally) pour in, but I can't be arsed.

So I have made my own. I think it has great merit, in that it is a lot more honest and upfront than the usual 'here are lots of questions you have to answer about ME to prove you all adore ME' thing. And requires less effort on your part too (see, I am thinking of YOU really).

It is called the
"GIVE ME ATTENTIONS NOW PLZ THX DAMNIT Then Go Off and Do Whatever The Hell You Want, I Don't Care" meme.

The purpose of this meme is purely for YOU to pay me lots of attention [2]. NOW.

Thank you.

[1] HI FRAGS!

[2] NOT HORROR. NOT HOFF. ATTENTION *stares pre-emptively at Thesme, Thipe and Tardington*

Comments

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I didn't get stared at!

*goes trawling Amazon more more prezzies...*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Damnit I knew I'd forgotten someone!

You obviously redeemed yourself so hugely with the Cider of JOY, you got moved off the Hoff-horror list ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm not clicking that ;p

[being-here.livejournal.com]

fussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfussfuss

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*purrs*

Much better ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That's 'ART' in the Thipe sense of "OMG MY EYES MY EYES THE HORROR WHY OH WHY DID I LOOK" isn't it?

*still not clicking* ;p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i will give you attention if you MAKE the rest of the hell streetians book somewhere for food at a. a decent place and b. a reasonable hour for friday. guidelines: the apartment = not a decent place. tapas = not a proper meal. i will be sober (and also seem to be getting vile cold) so i demand nice eats!

*is a food snob*

now, what kind of attentions would you like? *leers at your entry*

[dasquian.livejournal.com]

I ain't showing you no attention!

Oh... wait.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

E. says TALK TO THE HAND BEY-OTCH. Or similar. They're going for pints and then will sort out food ;p

I'm taking nothing to do with arrangements other than to wind E. up yet further by pointing out that since I can't make it til much later (if at all) she also has to book somewhere else for ME later in the evening.

But then she started swearing and looked liek she was going to throw stuff so I stopped that.

[kake]

What a good meme.

You have my attention, at least until I finish writing this comment!

Our tame hippies, who deliver us vegetables every Wednesday, just added cider to their range, hurrah! So I ordered a case. But it didn't come, woe, for there was a warehouse error. But it is coming next week instead!

(See, no Hoff.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKER!

*basks in attentions*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, I am rather proud of it myself. Do feel free to use it at any time. It is, basically, what all LJ memes are saying underneath after all ;p

Woe for the lack of cider! and indeed WAILY, that is a tragedy indeed!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heheheh they gave him rather saggy MOOBS didn't they?

*sniggers*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

but if they don't book it WILL end up being bloody tapas - everywhere nice has to be booked for a friday. meh.

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

*storkestorkestorkemoiststorkestorkestorkestorke*

YAy for National Days taking over the wuruld!

Seriously though, echinaccea and plenty liquids.

*nods sagely*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I have some v. nice cranberry and echinaccea tea (which i have no idea how to pronounce) at home, which I am going to sip in a v. ladylike fashion in bed, with added toast and book, when I get home.

Of coruse it would be much nicer to have someone bring it to me, but alas one can't have everything. At least I can stamp my feet and get LJ ATTENTIONS, so it's all good really ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I think the whole point of the exercise is not so much Going For Nice Dinner as Going for Drinks and Hanging Out with Food At Some Point etc.

But like I said E. is organising, take it up with her. If you dare :p

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

I'll spare you the Hoffor until you're feeling really ill ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, I still have The Book to finish...

[hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com]

I offer you this post, which while mostly focusing on the search for Smallville porn, includes the lovely phrase "back nuts" in reference to Spock and brightened my day considerably.
Everyone should read this and wander about saying "back nuts" to themselves.

[mollydot.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION!!!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Kirk, you want parmesan on that?"

O.M.G. That was... different. I'm glad I waited til I got home to read it!
Some people sure do have wild and vivid imaginations!

BACK NUTS!

deleted/reposted cos i failed at tags, woe

[hellison.livejournal.com]

YAY!!

[ochthuit.livejournal.com]

OMG HELEN U R TEH RULEZ

(I didn't even mention the Hoff!)

(Although he is really really cool!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

that is an excellent post. where are my tentacles INDEED!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ZOMG!!

PURPLE SPARKLY SCROLLY ATTENIONS!!!

Best. Attention. EVAR.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heheh
that is excellent!!

[mivvvv.livejournal.com]

Cowbag

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

*tickles behind ears*
*rubs belly*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME HELO

Can we NOT have slashes between Thesme, Thipe and Tardington PLEASE

(it took me five attempts to download this motherfucking goddamn reply page)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

.......said mivvv as he contemplated Daisy's pendulous udders. He felt enormously aroused, which was a shame as his tonker was only wee and could never live up to his bovine lustings. He lurched forward, rubbing his nadgers in excitement....


HELO HELLISON I VOLE YOU VOLE VOLE VULE##

Mivv you are a bad man and if you're not careful I will return to your pube in disguise to give you a thorough spanking.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! It's all your fault anyway, if you hadn't gone and cruelly ABANDONED me to run your fucking pub, I could have happily whined at you all day and not needed to bother these other lovely people.

(Did you have a good Leek Day then?)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*purrs*

Yay pettin's!

Re: (it took me five attempts to download this motherfucking goddamn reply page)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HI THEMSE!! woe, dial up sucks :/ Is your email up and running again?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

HELO COCKSUIT

fucker!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I wish I had back nuts.

:(

Re: (it took me five attempts to download this motherfucking goddamn reply page)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

it is, sort of, enough for me to be called a POOFACE by my siblings of doom :(

[mivvvv.livejournal.com]

Alas noone sent me pictures of their tits!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I have instructed Thesme to send you her VERY SPECIAL picture with ADDED LEEK. It's a day late, but still ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*IGNORES*