hellison | National Unashamed Attention Whoring Day [1]

Today we have war of the Continued Good Mood v. Onset of Crappy Cold.

Mostly I am just sleepy, sniffley, sneezy and hoarse (which I am well aware many people regard as No Bad Thing). Three dwarves off a full set! Probably a bit Dopey too actually, so make that 2 ;p

What this has somehow done is to turn me into Lana (see Icon). Those who have met her will understand. I want ATTENTION damnit.

Of course the accepted LJ protocol here would be to find some suitably attention-seeking meme thing and post it, then bask in the flood of adoring commenty-overload goodness that would (naturally) pour in, but I can't be arsed.

So I have made my own. I think it has great merit, in that it is a lot more honest and upfront than the usual 'here are lots of questions you have to answer about ME to prove you all adore ME' thing. And requires less effort on your part too (see, I am thinking of YOU really).

It is called the
"GIVE ME ATTENTIONS NOW PLZ THX DAMNIT Then Go Off and Do Whatever The Hell You Want, I Don't Care" meme.

The purpose of this meme is purely for YOU to pay me lots of attention [2]. NOW.

Thank you.

[1] HI FRAGS!

[2] NOT HORROR. NOT HOFF. ATTENTION *stares pre-emptively at Thesme, Thipe and Tardington*

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adelpha.livejournal.com

Ooh, I didn't get stared at!

*goes trawling Amazon more more prezzies...*

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being-here.livejournal.com

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http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/

i will give you attention if you MAKE the rest of the hell streetians book somewhere for food at a. a decent place and b. a reasonable hour for friday. guidelines: the apartment = not a decent place. tapas = not a proper meal. i will be sober (and also seem to be getting vile cold) so i demand nice eats!

*is a food snob*

now, what kind of attentions would you like? *leers at your entry*

dasquian.livejournal.com

I ain't showing you no attention!

Oh... wait.

kake

What a good meme.

You have my attention, at least until I finish writing this comment!

Our tame hippies, who deliver us vegetables every Wednesday, just added cider to their range, hurrah! So I ordered a case. But it didn't come, woe, for there was a warehouse error. But it is coming next week instead!

(See, no Hoff.)

fragglechick.livejournal.com

*storkestorkestorkemoiststorkestorkestorkestorke*

YAy for National Days taking over the wuruld!

Seriously though, echinaccea and plenty liquids.

*nods sagely*

hieronymousmosh.livejournal.com

I offer you this post, which while mostly focusing on the search for Smallville porn, includes the lovely phrase "back nuts" in reference to Spock and brightened my day considerably.
Everyone should read this and wander about saying "back nuts" to themselves.