My mother's favourite is 'Does that not put you in the mood for one?' every time I go near a baby. To which my usual reply is 'dear god no, it puts me right off, I can give this one back'. Unless i've had a drink or two, in which case I tend to ask how she thinks I would GET a baby if I did want one, what with the lack of man and all ;p
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Date: 2007-05-29 01:03 pm (UTC)Unless i've had a drink or two, in which case I tend to ask how she thinks I would GET a baby if I did want one, what with the lack of man and all ;p