hellison: (I carumba!)
hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2007-10-03 02:14 pm

worst nightmares?

Would you want to be frisked by this??




Look at those



They're coming for you!



I really need something better than paint for this type of thing. Or, you know, actual artistic skill.

And now... *Flees*

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Hellison. You've ensured that I won't sleep tonight for fear of seeing the second image in my nightmares.

Today we've discussed Thesme going into politics, but I think Thesme running the Catholic church is stretching things just a wee bit... ;)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
My pleasure!! Tho you can blame [livejournal.com profile] malvino for the frisking part ;p

Ask her about the Booooney Tits of Cahal Daly someday ;)

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a photo of her tits* if you fancy doing something amusing on photoshop with them?!

*She sent the photo to me as a kind of insult, I kept them for blackmail purposes

[identity profile] malvino.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bring out the gimp! (a free photoshop type thing that's easy to use)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh cool, ta, will have a play with that later maybe ;)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU YOU FUCKING AYOU ADFKLSALFJSDLAJFLDKSAJFL;SAJFSA

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Temptin, but i think she really would kill me...

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*STARES*

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. yes I would.

(Mrs Hoor thought they were my knees for ages ahahaha)

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
But you live far, far away! I'd do it but she a) knows where I live and b) isn't that far from me.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
SEE, Boney tits!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAARGH!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2007-10-03 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
you have NIPPLES on your KNEES?

omg, hellison? that is where she suckles her familiars! supernumerary nipples! BURN THE WITCH!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'LL BLOODY BURN THE LOT OF YOUSE

[identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And that was all I needed to make my nightmares complete. Thanks.

*pokes eyes out with spork*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG KNEE NIPPLES! this explains EVERYTHING.

Also, if you say KNEENIPPLES enough, it sounds like a very pevervted siren... NEEEEEnipplesNEEEEEnipplesNEEEEnipples.

This amuses me so very much more than it should. Try it!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
*downloads*

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
WAAAAAAAAAAATCH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[identity profile] gnillot.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for this my dear, it managed to get a smile out of me today. Something I thought would be impossible, well done!

ps, can you tell I'm having a crappy day from HELL?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of assistance !!

Hope your day gets better ;)

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2007-10-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Jazz hands!

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
I did! Lovely Man told me to be quiet!

[identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com 2007-10-04 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Brilliant! Especially the second one.