On a brighter note...

[hellison]

_unhurt_ brought me presents! TO WORK.

Also a lovely card, now iconned - nothing really says Christmas like Mr T! May try and get a better pic later ;)

but. Yes. A present -





One is called "Trust Doesn't Rust", which not only has possibly the best title ever, but also has KARR, KITT's evil twin and another has none other than GARTH NIGHT, the HOFF's Evil twin (playing very cunningly by the hoff inna goatee).

I am not sure whether to be delighted or horrified. To help you help me decide, here is an extract...

Garth approached. He seemed held together by a thousand tightly strung wires, all tied to a central post whose structural integrity was less than a sure bet. His words spat forth like bullets from a gun. "Let me introduce you to reality, as a victor" he snarled "I am about to defeat you, and, like the villians in the spy movies I so adore, I'm entitled to a speech.

I shall look forward to readign the rest. I may bring them with me at the weekend and read selected highlights aloud.

Comments

[moxy-bounce.livejournal.com]

... like the villians in the spy movies I so adore, I'm entitled to a speech. Garth threw Hellison to the floor. Hellison had dreamed of being vanquished by Garth many times, it was the moustache. Being with the hoff wasn't enough, he wasn't cruel and rugged enough for her, Garth was everything Hellison had ever wanted, although, she thought, as Garth ravished her, Garth and the Hoff together could be quite fun.

To be continued.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Good god don't YOU start! Or it's the CLEAVAGE for you!

[tardington.livejournal.com]

Hellison squealed in delight in the middle of Garth and Michael. But something was missing... What was it? She shrugged as best she could and carried on.

Outside in the rain, Doctor Hoff peered in through the window with enraged lust-filled jealous eyes. The splint in his white-knuckled hands burst into a thousand pieces. He did not notice.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Oh god it's PEEPING TOM HOFF



*flees screaming*

I hate you

*wins*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

even better, i believe it is in fact GARTHE with an E!

i must borrow them when you are done!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

ahahahahaha!

i approve!

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

OMG

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I believe those may have been my exact words when I opened the wrapping. In the middle of the office!

The Mr T card is, however, the best thing EVER.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I. MUST. HAVE. THESE. BOOKS. NOW.

Helen wrestled with the sexily evil Garth, begging him to apply the weeviloplater. Dr Hoff rocked back and forth on his knees outside the window, in a torture of lust and loss.

The potential is infinite.

I'm about to have an orange.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Aren't we all?