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[hellison]

Because I am bored, life is too pleasantly quiet to have things to tell you about, and I am too sleepy to make up stuff.
Cruelly nicked from helleboredoll without actually doing it for her, thus violating the sacred LJ reciprocal MEMEBOND. Harsh, but true.


Seven Questions meme: Not just any seven questions though, no, to keep it interesting, seven questions as per below - just copy and paste the following, replace the blanks with something you want to know/ask (e.g. 3. Donkeys or sandcastles and why?), anything you want, personal, silly, surreal or deep, comment away and I'll answer honestly as I can! Then post this in your own LJ and see what kind of things people want to ask you!

1. What do you think of ________________?

2. When did you last ____________?

3. __________ or ___________ and why?

4. What did you ______________?

5. What's your favourite ______________?

6. How would you ______________?

7. Who would you most like to _____________?

Comments

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

1. What do you think of George Clooney with a beard?

2. When did you last get messily drunk?

3. The new Indiana Jones or the new Batman film and why?

4. What did you do last summer? Ha ha, shouldn't have asked that one...

5. What's your favourite Monster Munch flavour?

6. How would you ride The Hoff?

7. Who would you most like to thump?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I lodge an official objection to question 7.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

I can't think why.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

1. What do you think of hellison-1?

2. When did you last bake a delicious cake for your gode frend Thesme?

3. Thesme or hellison-1 and why?

4. What did you smear your lobster with before inserting it?

5. What's your favourite form of sweetcorn?

6. How would you perform a blow job if you were a Thesme?

7. Who would you most like to frotter?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I am not self-centred no.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. Hmm. Haven't seen him much with a beard but, overall, I think i prefer him without.

2. Friday night ;) There was quizzing, shouting, dancing, demands for MOAR VODKA, and muppets! I think that counts as messy ;p

3. Haven't seen anything about the New Batman, tho I did like the last one. New Indianna has me torn cos, well, its INDIANNA JONES! Exciting sexy archaeology! With Explosions! And Elephants! OTOH, harrison ford is getting on a bit and I do not want my youthful archaeological heroworship ruined ;p I'll go see it anyway tho! Can't NOT!

4. HA> HAHAHAHA. HA. Very funny. I did lots! I had amazing adventures, wild sex and a lot of tequila. Or, possibly, a lot of very strong painkillers ;p

5. Pickled Onion! The only TRUE flavour.

6. I WOULD NOT DO THAT.

7. Hmm. Another tricky one. Where to start... currently, the Annoying Woman who just emailed me about stuff I sent her in DECEMBER after a very vague request, saying "oh this doesn't work for us, can you send us something Completely Different and Complicated? By Tomorrow?". To which the short answer was "no"

[hellison.livejournal.com]

And I didn't post this in the first place just so everyone would PAY ATTENTION TO ME. Oh no.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

1: http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2007/george_clooney/george_clooney_01.jpg
It might tickle... Hoo-hah-a-haha-ha!

3 :http://atasteforthetheatrical.com/deathtrap/default.htm
Oh, can it be July now pls?

5 yes

6 sure...

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

No. NO. Never.

Now answer them questions.

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

5: you are evil

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

WOO! Go me on avoiding number 7!

Hoffrider.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

>?HUH?

Another sweetcorn hater so

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. She is a foul abomination and mockery of my pure and virtuous self who should be wiped off the face of the earth or she is a work of evil twisted genius who makes me cry with laughter and may well get me fired some day

2. Um. Have I ever baked you a cake? I might have made you rice krispie buns at some point. or Toast. Possibly... I can buy fizzy wines, thats much better than cake!

3. Thesme, naturally. For reasons to many to list here. and beacuse *I* amd at TROO FRWIEND

4. Garlicky garlicky butter. hmmmm garlic butter...

5. NONE. NONE SWEETCORN. that's my favourite

6. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAH AHAHHHHA AHHAHA do you really want me to answer that?
With a snorkel.

7. Hmm. I may have to think about that one. Ewan McGregor, for we are LEG BREAK TWINS. And he's hot. That pretty lady from the bra site ;p Hot men dressed as highwaymen and/or pirates. A highwaypirateman. In a bikini. With a lobster, naturally.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I did! I'm not even meant to BE here!

[lazy-hoor.livejournal.com]

The devil's droppings.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Just plain thumping is no good for the likes of you! Fiendish and intricate schemes of revenge are more what's needed there.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

2. you HAVE NEVAR baked me rice krispie buns :(
3. *eyes* A TROO FREIND IN YER PANTIES.
4. *weeps* why would you do that to Mr Pinchy
5. yeah right
6. Now laughing in that way that makes your insides hurt at my desk

[thipe.livejournal.com]

1. What do you think of David Hasslehoff?

2. When did you last David Hasslehoff?

3. David Hasslehoff or David Hasslehoff and why?

4. What did you David Hasslehoff?

5. What's your favourite David Hasslehoff?

6. How would you David Hasslehoff?

7. Who would you most like to David Hasslehoff?

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

1. What do you think of the quality of lobster porn nowadays?

2. When did you last frolick with nuns?

3. cider or wine, and why?

4. What did you do in a past life to deserve leg breakage?

5. What's your favourite potatoe called?

6. How would you deflower a sofa?

7. Who would you most like to ravage with a spoon?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I have been telling her this for YEARS, but she doesn't listen!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

re 6. i figured it'd be the safest way ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*moans*

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

*walks away whistling, trying to look innocent*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I think you need to answer thipe and gnillot's questions pls.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am MOST OFFENDED by the lack of answered :(

[thipe.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am MOST OFFENDED by the lack of answered :(

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I would except i got spotted using lj yesterday evening AND this morning, so no more for now.

[gnillot.livejournal.com]

you better answer tonight then. *glares*

I spent HOURS thinking up those questions :p