Oh no. NONONO. There are (as far as I can tell) no whoopsies in Twilight. Everyone finds their OPPOSITE SEX twoo and FOREVAR love and has house breaking, pillow biting vampire sex with ONLY THEM forEVARS.
Except the werewolves tho, who seem to pick their TWOO WUV for ever when they are babies (the wuvs, not the werewolves), then just have to babysit a lot while they wait for them to grow up. Which is NOT CREEPY OR WRONG AT ALL OH NO.
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:41 pm (UTC)Except the werewolves tho, who seem to pick their TWOO WUV for ever when they are babies (the wuvs, not the werewolves), then just have to babysit a lot while they wait for them to grow up. Which is NOT CREEPY OR WRONG AT ALL OH NO.