hellison: (lobster)
hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2008-10-21 11:42 am

squidifications

For Thesme mainly, Seamus Heany run through the squidifier

The Bog Queen

I lay lurking
Between turf-face and demesne reef,
Between Heathery levels
And glass-toothed stone.

My mantle was Braille
For the creeping squinfluences:
Dawn suns groped over my head
And cooled at my suction cups,

Through my fabrics and skins
The seeps of winter Digested me,
The squilliterate roots
Pondered and died
In the cavings Of stomack and socket.
I lay lurking

On the gravel bottom,
My brain darkening,
A jar of spawn
Fermenting underground

...(cut soem cos it's long ;p)

And I sea urchin from the inky,
Hacked chitin, skull-ware,
Frayed stitches, tufts,
Small gleams on the bank.
I have very large tentacles.


It's not hugely different from the original really ;p

ION at work, sleepy (all that relaxing at the weekend has taken its toll), and the whole place has been decorated with hallowe'en stuff. And some of the skulls STILL HAVE LOWER JAWS which I am trying very hard to ignore.

Also, I discovered these little chaps lurking amid the files on my desk -


[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
And I sea urchin from the inky,
Hacked chitin, skull-ware,
Frayed stitches, tufts,
Small gleams on the bank.
I have very large tentacles.



*dies*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
What made me laugh most is that there is HARDLY ANY DIFFERENCE ;p

perhaps seamus is a bit of a Giant Squid himself eh?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I have very large tentacles.

will never not be funny.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
it seems to be one of those days here...



Edited 2008-10-21 13:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That is actually really cool ;p

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno. surely the rider would appear to be taking the skeleton from behind as they rode?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
See that one isn't so bad because it is ALL articulated and pondering a PROPER skull that IS lower jaw-less

Its the ones in films where they open graves or crypts and the RIBS and JAWS and everything is still intact and ARGHHHRGGHGHH WRONG WRONG WRONG

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS is cool:




it's titled "pac-man skeleton".

This skeleton has a verruca

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
RARR RARRR!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
OOh look it's Roddie and Sorley! What are they up to?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*is frightened*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
hahah that rocks ;p

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Not much yet! I am v. tempted to make them little jackets out of post it notes, but I haven't got a blue marker to do Sorley ;p

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE ...

I do not know whether to be amused or outraged. WHY ARE THEY WEARING WIGS

WHy is the guy on wearing a BALDING WIG??

Re: This skeleton has a verruca

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
IT IS BREAKING MY BRAIN WHY IS IT NOT FALLING APART WTF

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
ooh gwan anyway!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
oh look! Pointless skeleton sex with no bits0r! And. I can't stop watching. Like the hair.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
huh? whut?

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What the... WHere are you people FINDING all this pointless skeleton sex0r?? WHY DON'T THOSE LEGS JUST COME OFF IN ?HIS? HANDS?

[identity profile] lazy-hoor.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And what's he penetrating with? (Don't tell me, his BONE-r)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAH hahahah SKELEBON0R HAVE THE SEX0R NOW.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
But even if he has a SKELEBON0R, what is he actually penetrating??

IT MAKES NO SENSE

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
her sacral hole.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
those insects were not visible when i viewed this post at work!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh now that one is just plain wrong.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2008-10-21 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
AND! since they have wigs on their heads, shouldn't they have wee pubic wigs too?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it took a while for the pic to arrive in my inbox from teh phone, so they got posted later ;p