Trouble loves our bed, so much that she pisses on it. Hence no Trouble in Bedroom.

Bigwig loves our bed, his favourite thing is to lie on my head while sucking my thumb at the same time. This is not easy to achieve but he manages. He is very big so it can lead to suffocation on the part of Thumb-Owner. But I am allergic to cat hair so no Bigwig in bedroom*


*except when Mr T is away when Bigwig may unaccountably manage to find a way to unaccountably open the bedroom door all by himself.