One from the vaults, for Anavrinny

[hellison]

An old log Drakkos dug up that made me laugh far too much, so I had to share. I can't decide if this is funnier than The Day Rhinehold's Head Asploded or not (less likely to end us in hell tho).
Not Dwmud specific, tho it's from there ...



(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:08) Tasslehoff: Dishrag tells you: I hate some
people on ISketch. Some guy just drew a picture of a guy punching a dog in the
ass for 'fun'.
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:08) Tasslehoff: (I am pasting that everywhere now) :P
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:08) Starr: you are making me laugh very loudly irl :P
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:08) Dasquian: rofl ;p
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: I can't get the mental image out of my head. :P
(Fruitcakes) Starr: me either :P stop talking about it :P oh Im giggling again :(
(Fruitcakes ) Tasslehoff: I wonder if he was drawing on personal experience.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: I would have drawn people dancing around in the sun. This individual chooses people punching dogs in the arse.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: Every time I type 'punching dogs in the arse' or something similar, I laugh. ;P
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: rofl
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: heh i am glad i am not at work :p
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT :P
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: I am going to cry ;P
You cackle at Starr d'Licious.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: I am glad my cat is not in the room.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: Or I might punch it. In the arse.
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: what was he trying to illustrate with 'a guy punching a dog in the ass'?
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: ahh :(
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: "fun".
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: I've never punched my dog in the arse.
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: "fun" :P
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: The word was "fun" :P
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: It sounds as if it would indeed be fun tho'.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: Like, what the fuck? :P
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: ROFL
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: omgomg crying
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: What the hell goes through his mind when
'fun' is synonymous with 'punching a dog in the arse'?
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: stop itttttttttttttttttt
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Probably 'Hey, I have an hour
free... I'm going to the pound!'
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:15) Etain: woohoo!
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:15) Tasslehoff: Hello pound co-ordinator, I
would like to rent a dog with a large, healthy arse.
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:15) Tasslehoff: For I wish to punch it.
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:15) Tasslehoff: Punch it in the arse.
(Fruitcakes Mar 5 04:16) Drakkos: 'Or several dogs with less healthy arses'.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: For more sustained arse-punching amusement.
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Fruitcakes) Starr d'Licious: ahh ahh make them stop *cries* :P
(cre) Drakkos punches everyone in the arse.
(cre) Drakkos: AFK!
(cre) Tasslehoff punches Drakkos' dog in the arse.
(cre) Wobin: FUN!
(cre) Wyvyrn: Ouch :/
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: So that it doesn't bug me when i'm driving...
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Was the dog standing and the guy was punching it, or did he have it lifted up by the hindquarters in one hand and
hitting it with his free hand?
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: I didn't ask.
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: The latter amuses me much more.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: That is more a spanking.
(Fruitcakes) Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Because I can imagine the front two
paws scrabbling with each blow.
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: the latter sounds more like spank... damn you tasslehoff!
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: My mental image involved some bastard sneaking up on a dog and punching it in its well-exposed arse.
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: Dishrag tells you: Strangely, the dog was standing on a table. This seems to indicate some kind of preparation
(Fruitcakes) Etain Myrddin: maybe he was a vet
(Fruitcakes) Tasslehoff: Administering the punch of life



Good times.

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[caramel-betty.livejournal.com]

There used to be a good Drakkos/Dasquian cyber-sex session in one of the echo logs, as I recall. I remember it involving Daffy Duck underwear.

[tardington.livejournal.com]

WHACK! Hoff punched the velociraptor as hard as he could on the arse. Why did he do it? He didn't quite know himself, but as the sweat ran down his quff, and dripped onto the sleek, sexy and shiny granite worktop, he knew he loved the sensation. SMACK! He punched a gallimus right on the bum . SOCKO a poor platypus recoiled wounded from a punch on the buttocks.

As Hoff feverishly punched a mastodon anus he thought to himself "this is the life.