Funniest Headline Evar
Feb. 23rd, 2005 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonSo, not having seen news/papers or anything since the weekend, I thought I'd have a quick look at whats going on in our diseased little statelet. And found this pure GEM.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4282459.stm
Can't tolerate crime?
When you're the public face of an organisation that funds its terrorist murdering powarz through protections rackets, drug dealing and theft - including, but not limited to, teh Stupidest Bank Raid Evar (allegedly...)
- lets not forget all the other banks, post offices and art galleries they've hit to name but a few.
Does he REALLY think anyone actually believes a word he says anymore (if they even did in the first place)?
As usual http://www.portadownnews.com/ sums it up to a tee. You tell 'em Newt.
You have to laugh. It's that or cry...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4282459.stm
Can't tolerate crime?
When you're the public face of an organisation that funds its terrorist murdering powarz through protections rackets, drug dealing and theft - including, but not limited to, teh Stupidest Bank Raid Evar (allegedly...)
- lets not forget all the other banks, post offices and art galleries they've hit to name but a few.
Does he REALLY think anyone actually believes a word he says anymore (if they even did in the first place)?
As usual http://www.portadownnews.com/ sums it up to a tee. You tell 'em Newt.
You have to laugh. It's that or cry...
