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[hellison]

Today was really great.
I got out of bed really early to release the dog trapped in the toilet.
I feel sad, because Sally and Bryony are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their husbands.

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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ION - GIRLFEST is in full swing. So far, Bragasms, singing, chocolate books and shoes.
Still to come - h0t dvds, hair braiding, nail painting, champagne, pimms and vodka. And more chocolate. And popcorn. YAY!

Comments

[dasquian.livejournal.com]

Even though I've read about five of these already, it still takes me a while to realise that they're generated by the generator thing and aren't real. After wondering when exactly you slept with Bryony and Sally's other halves, my next thought was, "Oh no! Etain is as bald as a coot!"

In other news, someone told me that they had to remove gullible from the dictionary :/

[taffyd.livejournal.com]

hehe and I assumed your lice comment was a custom one :p