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[hellison]

So, it would appear 3am is NOT the optimum time for going to bed of a Sunday evening. Particularly when this is followed by much tossing, turning, ceiling gazing and formulating of various forms of lj post in my head to pass the time. Seriously, at one point I was almost going to give in, get up and post... god knows what ;p
Be thankful you were spared!

Oddly I still don't feel that tired. Just cranky and pissed off at pretty much everyone and everything ;p

But in better news my Serenity comics finally arrived, HURRAH! And even better, they managed to get me the Wash cover for the 3rd one that was originally sold out, yay.
Of course now they are sitting beside me calling to me and I have to wait til LUNCHTIME because, while I can get away with lj posting I have a feeling sitting at me desk reading comics might just be pushing it a step too far. Alas.

Why can't I be a kept woman damnit?? Then I could sleep when I wanted and read comics as soon as they arrived. Life is so unfair!
I shall have to cheer myself up by gazing at Lovely Neil Icon and looking for cheap flights to Toronto.

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I think kept women have to do a lot of waxing. This is Not Good.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Waxing? I think not! Aside from the fact that I don't really need to, (and we've been through this before) any man lucky enough to be married to me would be so blinded by my beauty and general amazingness that such minor details would go unnoticed.

I mean look how stunned Neil is just to have me sitting beside him!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Stunned is the word!

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

He looks more terrified....yes, I think afraid might cover it..

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Yes, Afraid that this Vision beside him will disappear from his life. Obviously he was too tongue-tied to actually ask me to be his FOREVAR, but I'm sure he will work up the courage eventually.

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

and his wife?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

pfft wives, DEVIOUS HARRIDAN, remember?

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

All of us?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*grins*
Surely you know any man is UNSAFE if left unattended in the vicinity of us single temptresses, who are merely lying in wait to snatch any male foolish enough to split from the safety of the herd and wonder alone?

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

HUSSY. I knew leaving himself with you for a weekend without supervision was TROUBLE.

[sleetersoulfire.livejournal.com]

Wow, single women are like lionesses? That's so cool. I wonder how long it'll be until we see a wildlife documentary about it? *ponders*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well it was a surprise to me too, but we're apparently a dangerous breed!

sunday sleeping

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

PS, strangely enough, I went to bed at 11pm after picking up the plague from going to my sister's for dinner (the Dreaded BEEPlague) and slept like a sleeping person until 4am when woke up LIKE THIS staring at the ceiling, picking at my eyes, thinking about cats and doors and glaring at me fella (cos he was asleep and not awake entertaining me) until 8.30...
Can't win either way, methinks

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Ah, last night was the first night in a while the cats didn't think it would be fun to jump on me to wake me up about 3...

I could still be asleep now if it wasn't for that pesky need to earn money

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

back to the Kept Woman question - is it good or bad to be Kept?

[being-here.livejournal.com]

That depends on if waxing is necessary.

Or children.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oh god! horrors!
helen says no on the waxing - it never occurred to me that children might be necessary....

[adelpha.livejournal.com]

But if your man can afford to keep you in the manner to which you've gotten accustomed, he can damn well afford to send the little buggers to boarding school too :P

[hellison.livejournal.com]

One just does what the Famouse Peoples do and pick up a cute lil forn orphan kiddie or 3, which one can then display in matching Designer outfits in Hello magazine, then consign to fleet of nannies to be kept in the Nusery Wing while one lounges by the pool sipping champagne supplied by the hot young Pool Boy.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

There might be a gap in the market for the hire of cute orphans for public display?

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I've suggested it before - after all ebay was made for this..

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Is there an age limit on cute orphans? I am 32....

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to become pure in tought, word and deed so I'll just be really quiet right now ;-)

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

Much healthier too...

age bar on cute orphans

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Yeah, actually, I'm 32 and I don't see why I should be excluded from cute orphan category.

Who wants to hire me then?

Re: age bar on cute orphans

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Can I dress you in a sailor suit and make you call me 'mamma'?

Actually, that's just a little too disturbing even for me...

Re: age bar on cute orphans

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

f off!

*runs for the hills*

U ARE Cathy Bates!!!

(put the hammer down slowly, please)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's an age limit. OTOH while you are cute, you aren't an orphan. So you will have to remain unadopted when I become a Kept Woman ;p

degrees of orphanage? Me no Think So

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Yes well I'm 3/4rs an Orphan.
Should have thought that would be enough

Anyway I'm only hiring myself out for special occasions.

Go on go on go on who wants a go?

Re: degrees of orphanage? Me no Think So

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That was for littlebluefish not you eejit, I KNOW you're an orphan (mostly).
Hey, I could adopt Aoife too and dress you in matching sailor suits and make you sing the Death Songs to entertain visitors! How cute would that be?

Re: degrees of orphanage? Me no Think So

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

i think i can safely speak for Aoife and refer you to my reply above. The one with

f off!

in it...

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

But I could keeeeel them all and then be adopted? Right? RIGHT? Why are you running away, pretty ladee?

keeeel them alllllllllllll

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I refer you to my journal entry re: Alanis Morissette.
The down sides are the falling down trousers and the mass cards. Or Heathen Equivalent of same. Heathens! Do they have cards at all at all???

Oh.

And the Sailor Suits....

Re: keeeel them alllllllllllll

[jin-shei.livejournal.com]

But sailor suits can be fun....

Re: keeeel them alllllllllllll

[hellison.livejournal.com]

also Aged Aunts Almost Toppling Into Graves.
Hmm, i should make my own up, Death Day is fast approaching.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oh er, ta for the cute bit tho
;;;;;pppppppppp

DEAD PARENTS/Alanis Morrisette

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Oh my God People, It's time for

The Alanis Morrisette Lyrics Generator on Dead Parents!

Go visit my journal....(3 versions, tell me which one you like the most)

UNSAFE

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

wait, they are? and we are?

finally, the mystery behind the tendency of men to flee me is solved! the poor things are just worried i'm going to cut them out of the herd and then choke them to death with a toothy throat-hold. and then share them with my fellow vicious killing machines lioness-temptresses.

Re: UNSAFE

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

er, i meant to post that waaaay further up. oops. no more lemsip for me!

[glassstrider.livejournal.com]

Hello, I noticed that Tohya has you on her list but I don't, so I thought I'd solve that :)

(I think you've met me at febmeet, Tohya (And others) on the MUD, going out with Trauma :) )

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh yes, I didn't realise you had 2 journals

Wotcher, etc!