Typical!

[hellison]

For years I have SLOGGED over journalling, informing the world in great detail about the exciting events of my daily life (whether it wanted to know or not). Tales of adventure, joy, sorrow, hardship, heartache and dead rodents have graced these pages.

And do I get any recognition? Any world wide acclaim? Hoards of internet fangirl/boys? Do I hell.

Then, I introduce thesme_01 to the wonderful world of livejournal and her FIRST EVER ENTRY ends up quoted in The Guardian.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/thesme_01/3876.html

Is this FAIR? I have been ROBBED of my Fame and fangirl/boys. ROBBED I tells ya.

Now I have to go buy her champagne. And sell salacious tales of her murky past to the tabloids...

Comments

[sleetersoulfire.livejournal.com]

OMG! It's Hellison! Squee!

*runs after you, crying, with a poster of you, and a t-shirt with your face on it...*

(better now? ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

that's... quite scary, actually!

but perhaps a line of 'hellison' dolls are in order - a bit like that sindy with the pony, only the accessories would include little pints of strongbow :D

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Oy! surely you mean ThesmeDolls!!!

(sense fame slipping away)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Actually that's quite scary :p And to think I let myself be TRAPPED in pod high above London with you!

(SINK THE POD SINK THE POD)