hellison: (jareth)
hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-01-09 12:05 pm

Just for [livejournal.com profile] mollow

<td align="center">Baywatch Hasselhoff



You are Baywatch Hasselhoff. You're up for running around on the beach with hotties, as well as tanning, smiling, and being as buff and sexy as being Hasselhoff will allow. You also like to think that you've actually saved a few lives as a lifeguard; but that's just the product of some other, far more sinister, psychological "quirk."

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Can you tell it's Monday?

Ps [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ Your minions are Safe! We have NEIL!
Well, safe for now...

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
i know! i heard! he has gone to the dark side. *scrunches up eyes; imagines neil as hayden christensen; realises, too late, that this is not a good picture to have in one's head*

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh

gone to the dark side, but escaped from the weird side hehee

(PS Hellison wave to Neil from Nice Hugh Street Lady)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
HEY we're not the dark side! Thats them other ones!

We're... um. Dunno. But not THEM.

However Neil as Anakin now also wrecking my head as he now has the HAIR to match. Kinda ;p

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
well, to be fair to neil, at least he can actually act. unlike hayden christensen.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Neil as Anakin Skywalker? Before he turns to the dark side I'm assuming?

do you think he would dress up as Anakin so I could thoroughly assess the scenario?

(sorry Neil sorry will stop now)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ok so are YOU the weird side and are THEY the dark side

Or]

Are youse the fragrant bottom side and are THEY the stinkypoobags

Or are the Kidnappers of Innocent Young Men side and are THEY the Protectors of Innocence Side?

(run away now)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nono neither of us are the DARK side. The Dark side are the OTHER ones, those under the fearful sway of DARTH HALPIN

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
hehe. except, now i'm a bit worried darth halpin might show up in a giant circular landrovery-thing and blast us from the face of the springfield road. meep!

but.. wait.. if neil is anakin NOW, eventually he'll TURN! basically, if he starts to breathe heavily, you're in trouble. or if he falls in destructive love with a woman some ten years older than himself-

oh dear.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
EEEk and Arrrgh!
Not the HALPIN!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
oh, ok, not the dark side. more the grey side, perhaps.

please allow me to laugh at just HOW apt that is - if you (and you probably haven't) have ever read 'the sith academy' stories you will realise that 'the grey side' is a popular nightclub on coruscant where yoda likes to pick up bikers while trying to ignore whatever it is obi-wan and maul are doing on the dance floor. and the fact that senator palpatine seems to be wearing.. eurgh!

ahem. well. let's just say, it makes me think of you lot ;)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Thanks.

But what does that make you lot eh? You're hardly Jedi ;p

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
damn right we aren't! beige robes are not my style. jedi = dirty hippies!

actually, mixing universes, i'd like us to be peacekeepers. because they may be bastards but they have seriously sexy uniforms.

oh, and the quiz?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
i am the coolest:

<td align="center">Knight Rider Hasselhoff



You are Knight Rider Hasselhoff. You kick ass, you're dead sexy, AND you are the proud owner (or perhaps life partner) of a talking black Trans-Am. What else could one ask for?

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Re: oh, and the quiz?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
No fair! Can we swop?

Re: oh, and the quiz?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
no way - i have tight trousers and a sexy gay car! nothing can measure up to that.

Re: oh, and the quiz?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
not fair! I want to be KnightRider! Why do you get to be KnightRider! Give him to ME!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
<td align="center">YnR Soap Star Hasselhoff



You are Hasselhoff, the Y&R Soap Star. Melodramatic yet somehow, curiously, beautiful and wonderful. Without you, the world would not know the awe and wonder of the Hoff.

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[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
OMG he was a soap star?

There is so much I do not know about Teh Hoff.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-01-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
perhaps he has a book? i bet he does, a ghost-written autobiography. full of haircare tips and advice on wooing the german public.

your birthday's in march, mmm?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] mollow would know! We must await his wisdom in all things Hoffly I fear.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
I wanted to be KnightRiiiderrrr wahhh

[identity profile] leeda.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
MIKE POSTING:

"David Hasselhoff is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as "The Most Watched TV Star in the World," thanks to starring roles in both "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch." Born in Baltimore, MD, he initially hoped for a music career, but his first professional job came on the CBS soap opera, "Young and the Restless," playing Dr. Snapper Foster."

LOVE

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-01-09 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
HI MIKE!! yay, you found it, I posted it SPECIALLY For you!
But why have you turned into Babs??

[identity profile] leeda.livejournal.com 2006-01-10 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
MIKE POSTING

Mainly lazyness ;p