<td align="center">Baywatch Hasselhoff

You are Baywatch Hasselhoff. You're up for running around on the beach with hotties, as well as tanning, smiling, and being as buff and sexy as being Hasselhoff will allow. You also like to think that you've actually saved a few lives as a lifeguard; but that's just the product of some other, far more sinister, psychological "quirk."
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Can you tell it's Monday?
Ps
_unhurt_ Your minions are Safe! We have NEIL!
Well, safe for now...
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do you think he would dress up as Anakin so I could thoroughly assess the scenario?
(sorry Neil sorry will stop now)