<td align="center">Baywatch Hasselhoff

You are Baywatch Hasselhoff. You're up for running around on the beach with hotties, as well as tanning, smiling, and being as buff and sexy as being Hasselhoff will allow. You also like to think that you've actually saved a few lives as a lifeguard; but that's just the product of some other, far more sinister, psychological "quirk."
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Can you tell it's Monday?
Ps
_unhurt_ Your minions are Safe! We have NEIL!
Well, safe for now...
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Are youse the fragrant bottom side and are THEY the stinkypoobags
Or are the Kidnappers of Innocent Young Men side and are THEY the Protectors of Innocence Side?
(run away now)
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but.. wait.. if neil is anakin NOW, eventually he'll TURN! basically, if he starts to breathe heavily, you're in trouble. or if he falls in destructive love with a woman some ten years older than himself-
oh dear.
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Not the HALPIN!