Poor Old Larne

[hellison]

Hehe - the latest Lonely Planet guide for Ireland has been... less than kind to some of our towns and people are, if you'll excuse the term, up in arms.

To be perfectly honest, to say that Larne is 'lacking in charm' and that Bundoran and Newcastle are 'tacky' is a masterpiece of understatement.

Belfast on the other hand is now Cool because, excuse me for a second while I compose myself, it is a Boom Town.

Nope, can't do it, getting the Why Is She Laughing At the Computer looks again.

but... BOOM TOWN *collapses in fit of giggles*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4643030.stm

BOOOOM!


Also, for added Belfast-related hilarity - http://www.knowhere.co.uk/151_eatdrink.html thanks to mivvvv
Priceless - particulary the mini Laverys is shite/great war half way down. Ah Belfast, City of Culture. and BOOOM!

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Hellison. you are insulting the poor oppressed people of Belfast you terrible woman.

(PS I did tell you about getting a flyer for Lavery's delivery service in the door of Hugh st and their wine list consisted of
1. Buckfast
2. Wolf Blast

AHAHAHA WOLF BLAST AHAHAHA

They didn't find it funny when I rang up and laughed at them)

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

rofl, BOOM.

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Does that mean that the last member of the Slitheen family is going to try to blow it up to create an energy wave to ride home?

[mivvvv.livejournal.com]

I thought i'd check out some other advice on Belfast

http://www.knowhere.co.uk/151_eatdrink.html

I am not going to MC DONALDS IN BRADBURY PLACE, AVOID IT LIKE TESTICULAR CANCER!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Yes. And I know why. And it's not the dead girl in the jacks either.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

?????????????????/

[mivvvv.livejournal.com]

You're all talking in code, jacks? Spide?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

jacks = toilet

spide = spide (of course)

[kelemvor.livejournal.com]

Boomtown

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you. avatar. hooYAY!

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Boomtown! Ha! Haha!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hehe yes, I remember the WolfBLAST

BUt.. BOOOOM! I had to show Jim and I was laughing so much I couldn't read it out. Have spend lunchtime wondering round shops randomingly giggling manically at myself ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hey, if that means we the The Doctor (Eccleston or Tennant, i ain't that fussy) WOOOHOO

If we get Cap'n Jack too well then WAAAY HAAY!!!


BOOM!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Rofl that website is hilarous. The McDonalds in teh city center actually has a higher death rate. They dont' seem to do well here ;p

Lavery's, but remember - the higher up you go in Lavery's, the shiter it is. How very very true.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Can't stop giggling.

BOOOOM!

also, OMG ICON!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OOOOOKkkk!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Surprised you weren't arrested - subversive!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

(Is that bucktooth man again?)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

And don't we know, hellison, don't we know.....

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, icon left over from the July London fuss. Should point out it's aimed at Islamic suicide bombers, so as not to upset anyone who's opinion I care about :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

1. it is captain jack of dr who FAME you infidel
2. while he is cute, he is nowhere near as cute as this:

callum keith rennie: back. sex. back. tattoo. mmmm.

and he does not really have buck teeth. he has a unique smile, there is a difference.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*grins* I remember seeing the quote about a few times then, never saw it in an icon yet tho ;)

The tea ones rock too!


ps BOOOM!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

That picture is RUDE and I am at WORK!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

A Shpecial Shmile?

muaahahahahaaaaaaa

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

are those spots on his back?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

did the word 'sex' not give it away, woman?

hot, though, no?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

freckles! and, if you look carefully, scratches. woof. :D

[hellison.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOM!

Can't
stop
laughing!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

did you do that to him?

(PS foarr ok ok you win foarrrr)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i ain't that fussy

oh, we know *g*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*mutters*

ps I think we may be DED.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

i know. time for plan c? (this involves fleeing the country, changing our identities and retiring to a desert island. preferably the kind with a rum supply and nubile mens*.)

*or whatever you fancy