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So, I was going to do a lovely big post about the excitements of the weekend. But then

_unhurt_ sent me here and I discovered a whole world of wet men.

With pictures like this, this, then this and of course possibly best wet man ever am rapidly losing ability to think

O.M.G.

There is an entire section on HANDS

I'm going now.
I may be some time.

Ps, just for

_unhurt_ http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/keanu_reeves/04 & http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/show/callum_keith_rennie/04

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you can keep your keanu, ta. the CKR, though, i will be taking (if only in my imagination, sigh). not the best picture of him, but i can deal. because, aw, smile!

actually, i have rediscovered an old crush browsing about there: tim roth. yum.

p.s. notice how she stopped bothering to make proper links there? clearly braincells are being affected by all the PRETTY.

too
much
pretty

brane
hurts

Thankyou unhurt for those! wowwweeeeee!

You are a scary woman...

what? whats scary?

WET MEN. So pretty. So wet. So...

I don't geeeeet it. :(

I am obviously a hopeless case and will never understand the attraction of men's bodies beyond the purely aesthetic level on which I can admire women too. :(

Well it's all a matter of personal taste really, but for me the aesthetic quality of teh mens is often greatly increased by them being wet. I have no idea why really, it just is.

And with Mr Darcy of course it's wet AND brooding...

There are some damn fine pictures of the ladies too in the best of section...
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/

the aesthetic quality of teh mens is often greatly increased by them being wet

omg, you speak big truth!

*points at icon*

I said that too. Until I turned 30 and something HAPPENED TO my head and my BITS turning me into some kind of sex-crazed looner. Lucky for the fella.

CSI Squee!
More CSI Squee!
*Dies from the wet*

once again i am too distracted by your icon to read what comes next...

Ok... I was looking through the list of wetness, and misread this guy as Wobin :P

Oh, and phwoar!

now that is a package and a half. *eyes get big*

This being the guy who could get hard and soft at will in Mutant X ;)

oh no. nonononono. i will not be sucked into mutant x - and i have been thinking about it, though i have never seen it, because in yet another example of the internet synchronicity that haunts me, this week i have been lurking about reading threads like this in which people get all flustered at the so-much-fun-to-obsess-over CKR's appearance in said show.

Oh. Dear. God.

time for the pelvic floor exercises

*limber limber*

Heh you too? Wow tho. Very much wow.

Wet men! It's not just me!

Mmmm, wet men.

I'm guessing I ought not look at these at work - damn you for tempting me!

Most of them are perfectly work safe! It says 'risque' beside the ones that aren't, so go ahead, revel in the wetmen!

PHOARR
PHOARR
PHORARRRARAR

PHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
PHOARRRRR
PHOARRRRRRRR
PHOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARGH AM IN WORK THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE
PHOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

men.
with.
no.
tops.
on.
but.
wearing.
TIGHT.
jeans.

unggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

That pretty much sums up what happened to me last night when I discovered it.

There was much open-mouthed staring at the pretty pretty HOT WET PRETTY mens. Oh yes. Then I found the HAND section. And then the others and I was LOST.

can i just say that it worked.

i'll just say that. that's all.

If you need an antidote, try this (http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/david_hasselhoff/01)

oi! do not use that site for evil!

*stares hard at icon to eradicate nasty image*

but but - what is he doing>? Why is he in a cave? Wearing white? and pointing?
WHY?

Didn't want an antidote! I was having a nice time!

Just go back to the pretty men. And try the men in glasses version. So very hot.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm nice now mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

crrrrrrunchy!

I once visited the VERY LAKE where Mr Darcy took his dip. I was with a male companion. I tried to persuade him to go for a dip. He refused. Even with the offer of 50 quid.

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