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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-02-01 09:14 pm

A Handy Cooking Tip

When making a nice toasted sandwich for tea, do try to ensure that the lead for the radio is not *also* in the sandwich maker.

However if you really MUST add the piquant taste of burnt wire and rubber to your food, do ensure you know where the trip switch for your electricity is, and that you can find it in the dark.


Disaster? Moi? Surely not...

(and today had been going SO well ;p)

[identity profile] kanaalzahir.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
And while on the subject of Doing Clever Things with Electrical Wiring we offer this piece of astonishing advice: Do Notte Cut Electrical Wire Currently Plugged Into Socket With Scissors.

Take my word for it. Also, do hide the obviously cut wire and scissors woth burnmarks before you tell the janitor you have no idea why the power in the building went out because surely you Didn't Touch Nuffink, It Just Happened.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-02 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's even MORE impressive than me toasting the radio lead!

Well done :)