A Handy Cooking Tip
Feb. 1st, 2006 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hellisonWhen making a nice toasted sandwich for tea, do try to ensure that the lead for the radio is not *also* in the sandwich maker.
However if you really MUST add the piquant taste of burnt wire and rubber to your food, do ensure you know where the trip switch for your electricity is, and that you can find it in the dark.
Disaster? Moi? Surely not...
(and today had been going SO well ;p)
However if you really MUST add the piquant taste of burnt wire and rubber to your food, do ensure you know where the trip switch for your electricity is, and that you can find it in the dark.
Disaster? Moi? Surely not...
(and today had been going SO well ;p)
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:27 pm (UTC)*smothers noise with hand*
this is a sign from the LORD, btw. the lord sayeth: order pizza!
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:40 pm (UTC)With Cinammon Bites.
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:15 am (UTC)*peals of witchlike laughter*
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Date: 2006-02-02 03:30 am (UTC)A nice chunk of hollowed-out french stick, buttered, filled with chips, with vinegar poured in. Mmmm....
Sorry, I got a little distracted.
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Date: 2006-02-01 01:48 pm (UTC)(because it is on my head)
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Date: 2006-02-01 04:04 pm (UTC)look, new jayne!
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Date: 2006-02-02 01:30 am (UTC)Take my word for it. Also, do hide the obviously cut wire and scissors woth burnmarks before you tell the janitor you have no idea why the power in the building went out because surely you Didn't Touch Nuffink, It Just Happened.
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Date: 2006-02-02 07:51 am (UTC)Well done :)
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Date: 2006-02-02 02:19 am (UTC)Do not bung cheap pizza in oven without checking that all the rings on the hob are at 0.
Do not stare dully at the glass lid (with plastic knob) that is lying on your hob over one of the rings
Do not go next door, slump in front of Oprah and have a ciggie
(stumbled back into kitchen to be greeted by smoke (noxious plastic smoke), flames, and bits of glass pinging off the wall)
Re: More advice
Date: 2006-02-02 03:09 am (UTC)Re: More advice
Date: 2006-02-02 04:33 am (UTC)