memememeing

[hellison]

So, as most of today has been spent waiting for People to phone/email me back with Stuff so I can talk to Other People and organise Things, I have been filling in time with mememes. And why not?



According to the crap 'personality' blurb thing, I am Very Artistic. Obviously they didn't actually see what I 'drew'. Also I'm alledgedy very tidy. I don't think this is entirely accurate ;p



What type of boy do YOU like?

Hmm Johnny Depp. Some of the pics they use for this are not *entirely* suitable for work...

Mysterious boy You scored 50% masculine, 41% athletic, 54% exotic, and 43% refined!

You like a man who is on the exotic side. Dark and mysterious but not over the top macho. You do, however like a little bit of bad boy in him and he sure knows what to do with his sleeker bod in the bedroom! Someone like.....Johnny Depp. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on masculine You scored higher than 7% on athletic You scored higher than 62% on exotic You scored higher than 48% on refined

Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test written by thinkandcome on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

And, just to be fair, Girls! Again, some of the pics really not very work suitable. This person is a bit fixated on bums in bikinis for some reason...

Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 56% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 77% on tit-size You scored higher than 72% on ass-size You scored higher than 45% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Johnny and Angelina eh? Now that would be some night out ;p Possibly an even better night in...

Comments

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

So many good answers the last time an art meme came around:
http://tyrell.livejournal.com/142169.html

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'll have to try that one tomorrow ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Buff bad boy You scored 50% masculine, 64% athletic, 36% exotic, and 43% refined!

You like your men with a boyish or feminine face but a manly body. You like him to posess bad boy looks while still maintaining some innocence. He looks like the all-American kind of hunk and I bet you love someone like.......Travis Fimmel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on masculine You scored higher than 52% on athletic You scored higher than 34% on exotic You scored higher than 41% on refined

*mutter* i don't even know who mr fimmel is. but he's ringing my 'zoolander' alarm! i think perhaps the problem was that about half the time i didn't really like either of them. we need a quiz aimed at people like us. special people with special taste in men...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

Skinny and Cute Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 11% on tit-size You scored higher than 33% on ass-size You scored higher than 84% on cuteness

jessica alba? help! i was just trying to avoid the scary bleached hair and boob-jobs. :/
but, hey! apparently i deflower teens! go ME!

and yes, VERY into the scary thong bikinis.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Don't you just love that 'round soft SLOPPY woman' bit? And the fact they seem to think Angelina Jolie represents 'curvier than average'.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

but she does! in the world of FREAKISH STARVATION DIETS that is hollywood...

[vashti.livejournal.com]

It said I was tidy too! In fact, we drew very similar houses - except mine had me on a swing. In a pink dress.

For such a good quiz. it's a shame the results are so heavily weighted towards bollocks.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

The drawing bit was fun anyway, the results bit was just crap :p

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

I tried looking at the MEN when I got home yesterday but the pictures wouldn't load :( :( :(

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OH NOES! Poor Kana. Actually you didn't miss much, they were mostly sort of plastic looking muscle boys ;p

[kanaalzahir.livejournal.com]

But I SAW that Viggo was meant to be there because there was text too :(

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Woes

Here! have LOTS of Viggo - http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/show/viggo_mortensen

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you see, that second picture isn't lust-inspiring. it makes me want to give him a good haircut and a BATH (and not the sexy kind of bath, the good-hard-scrub-with-vim kind). and possibly flea powder.

i suppose this does mean you have less competition, though *g*

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Well not that 2nd one no ;p Or the odd stripy-shirt pool floaty ones... Some of the others are better tho!