You know, I could almost start to believe this stuff...

[hellison]

Seriously, best horrorscope EVAR... (annotated by me)


Personal Daily Horoscope of Saturday, 18 February 2006
for Helen,

A lazy streak
This morning this influence brings about pleasant feelings between you and everyone around you. [1]
It is a good time for being with friends or out having a good time. You enjoy everyone around you and they enjoy you[2].
Similarly you will enjoy good food and drink now, but be careful not to overdo it [3]. During this time you will tend to take things into yourself, so it is easy to overindulge [4]. This is not a good time for getting very much work done, because it often brings out a lazy streak. One exception to this is that you may feel like working to beautify or otherwise improve your home [5]. You need beautiful surroundings, and you will work to get them[6]. This is a good time for love relationships [7]. This influence by itself is too fleeting to start a major relationship, but it certainly is a help[8]



[1]I'm not quite sure about Sat. morning bringing about Pleasant Feelings of any kind.
Unless it's the part of Sat around breakfast time before I go to bed...
[2]Very enjoyable all round. Actually, that bit just sounds rude ;p
[3] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem*
[4] I do indeed plan to take a great deal of alcohol into myself. This is almost uncanny!
[5] Lazy streak? Check (sleepign all day saturday, yay!) Beautifying? bit off there...
[6] Ah beauteous Feltham with your... well, there is that pondy thing with the geese. HONK
[7] Is chibi coming after all then?? IT IS DESTINY!
[8] I think it's the alcohol actually, but who am i to argue with THE STARS?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

You enjoy everyone around you and they enjoy you

you got the mythical Orgy Horoscope! (no fair)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I would be a lot more YAY about that if I wasn't going to be in a hotel full of teh internet peoples :p

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

look at it this way, still better than the Orgy Horoscope just before a night in the duke with archaeologists. i mean... ew! (maybe the OH will kick in at the airport just as a gaggle of handsome pilots are passing. or, um, something like that.)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

EWWWW

You are right. I would MUCH rather get the OH for this ;p

[whit-merule.livejournal.com]

hm. speaking of mornings and over-indulging, i woke up this morning to find the fridge full of cider.

...wt..?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

OMG THE CIDER FAIRY CAME!!1!1!

Lucky you!

[whit-merule.livejournal.com]

oh, tique refuses to make oisin art, so i think you should do some. :) you'd do it better than me on account of my side of the story involving sleeping a lot then being ranted at by tique.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh it may have to wait til I get back, since I have to leave in about 90 mins and have not showered, dressed or packed yet ;p

[whit-merule.livejournal.com]

I shall expect many febmeet tales!

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

PACK YOUR SMINTS EVERYONE! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!