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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-02-22 11:23 am

You know you shouldn't laugh but...

When I heard this on the radio yesterday I couldn't help it. Firemen had to come rescue 21 people when the floor of the room the were having a meeting in collapsed. The purpose of the meeting?

Health and Safety ;p

ION I do seem have a dose of meet lurgy (tho it's more a meet cold than meet flu this year ;p) after all *sniffs*
Also, work is continuing to be sucky, but then if it wasn't, it wouldn't be work would it? So to distract myself I am Planning a party for Paddy's day (in a positive whirl of alliteration ;p), since it is on a Friday this year. Which so far mostly consists of telling people I am planning a party on paddy's day and them going 'yay'.
Hurrah for a national holiday to drink on!
Not that I want drink yet. No.
But I reckon by *then* I should be grand ;p


ps [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_ party, Paddy's day, my house! You may tell your minions too.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-02-22 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
ma'am. um. wee sister may be over, so as long as she's up for it!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
And why wouldn't she be eh? My parties are always delightful soirees, full of witty conversation and intelligent sparkling debate! Anyone would be HONOURED by an invite.

[identity profile] dasquian.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
rofl, I didn't realise it was a H&S meeting ;p That story reminded me of the hideous ER episode where a flat party collapsed from the top down, taking out three floors of people, though :((((

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, when it was on the radio I was thinking 'oh how horrible' right up til he said it was a Health and Safety meeting, and then I just burst out laughing.

I am a bad bad person ;p

[identity profile] whit-merule.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Come on, the worst injury sustained was a possibly broken ankle. You can laugh! :)

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
They do seem to have a habit of doing things that make you think 'no!'.

Or, like the one I caught with the helicopter, 'how can you show this before the watershed?!?' :P

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-02-22 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
which one with the helicopter? the one where dr romano gets his ARM CUT OFF BY COPTER BLADES or the one a year later where he is CRUSHED TO DEATH BY A CRASHING HELICOPTER IN THE AMBULANCE BAY. ahem. sorry. but it was about this time that i concluded er had morphed into 'sunset beach #2' without the sense of humour and more or less gave up.

i do still fancy dr luca, though. mmm. luca.

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I didn't know that he got squished. Although you would have thought he'd stay away from the things after the accident with the tail rotor.

Silly man.

I don't recall any of them being that drool-worthy, and I never understood the Clooney thing. :S

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/ 2006-02-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
dr luka (i spelt him wrong above, bad me) is played by goran višnjić. his character is tall, dark, broody, in possession of the proper Dark Past (fled croatia after his wife & daughter were murdered in the war) and generally, even when he's being a bit of a dick, i. so. would.

goran. looking, ok, a bit dorky, but still.

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I might check the picture when I get home. It might look a little odd me looking at pictures of cute guys in the middle of the office :P

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
As odd as me being caught perving over Nigella Lawson in the middle of the office?

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Good point.

There wasn't moaning, were there? ;)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Only In My Head.
More goggling.

Luckily she's a favourite of both myself and the fella so I got to drool out loud at home.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm eggages.

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I must admit, she is much preferable to Delia.

Eggages? Anything to do with breasticles?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
nooooo not really
eggages you can put in a bowl with sugar and butter and flour and melted chocolate and get Nigella to whisk it all up in a low cut top, something like this

Breasticles are things I try to stuff into my ancient old bra because I have not had a chance to wash any clothes like this

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Aah, food pr0n!

And not food pr0n!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I imagine breasty dumplings must be somewhere between the two....

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Great, now I have that conversation from Black Adder stuck in my head.

But which one first? Left breasty dumpling, or right breasty dumpling?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAAAAAA
*evil cackle*

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Good 'ol Nursie!

Even battier than his mother from The Black Adder.

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
PHoaaaRRRRRR!

(Ps my fave ER episode is the one way back that was directed by Quentin Tarantino)

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Was that the one in the convenience store, with people getting shot and Hathway trying to do medical MacGuyver impressions?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
if it's the same one as the sunglasses

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, I can see the appeal.

Especially in this one

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Very lovely indeed there ;)

[identity profile] reuss.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Bah, I have been reading all these posts about Meet Flu and going "OH, I've been lucky this year I guess" whilst still thinking "BAH I have a sore throat, where have I picked that up from?".

Me = 1 x Idiot.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hehe I've been going 'yay *sniff* i didn't get *sniff* the meet flu *cough*. why am i so tired I wonder?'

So that makes 2 of us ;p

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
You are both suffering from the wodan strain of mudmeet bugge. Welcome!

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Which so far mostly consists of telling people I am planning a party on paddy's day and them going...

Yay!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus, febmeet, paddy's day parpy AND poledancing!

*boggles*

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Paddy's day and poledancing aren't til next MONTH, which is ages.

I have to have *something* to look forward to!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Poledancing lessons, in Bristol, for my birthday! It *seems* like a great idea, and I'm sure it will be very educational, if nothing else ;p

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tassels!

Don't forget to take tassels! ;)

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL, for swinging in opposite directions?

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you can, I'm sure there are plenty of well-paid (if slightly draughty) jobs out there waiting for you!

Although I guess the cold draughts might help the tassels stay on ;)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I could get the tassels to swing :( I could get them to jerk, perhaps?

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Nooo, you have to be able to do impressions of a plane with them.

Neeeeeeaaaaaaooooooowwwwww......!

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
*Looks down in despair*

No chance of that.

[identity profile] adelpha.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ice cubes?

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yay indeed! More parties are the only way forward! You should come ;)

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Can't :( Working all weekends to have your birthday off!

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well I can't really complain since I will see you very soon anyway!

Tho am pondering seeing if I can lure people over en-masse (for a very limited amount of en-masse) at some point later in the year, summertime maybe...

[identity profile] jin-shei.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
We'd love it - I need to arrange a week off for us to come over at some point.

[identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com 2006-02-22 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
That would be lovely! We should definitely do that ;)

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-02-23 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh if you're coming over you could nip over the border and visit me and mr Tiger in our noo hoose and visit the puddies which I will have evilly kidnapped from Mrs Kitten Adoption lady!