Things you don't need

[hellison]

Having a nice quite evening, silly channel 5 thing about the 80s, bottle of champagne, all going well. Til suddenly ad of sobbing girl over dying parent with cancer.

GREAT.

Do these ads actually make anyone stop smoking anyway?

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

umm no I was more thinking of buying fizz, making you watch ME drink it, tying you to a chair and making you look at pictures of Morrissey while I shout abuse at YOU

Whaddya think?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Ah that's ok, I was afraid you were going to be Nice at me or something

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

argh the obscenity! How could you say such terrible things?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Because you have Done it in the past. To TORTURE me. EVIL EVIL WOMAN

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Been nice, or done Toilet Impressions?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

BOTH

and I'm still not sure which is worse
*shakes*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

Thesme thinks of PArty TrEAts

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

you have a very interesting relationship. one that outsiders might consider... pervy?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

wa=?
With the morrissey and the shouting?

(and she says I'm wrong. The woman who introduced me to car sex. hmmm)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I'll do a toilet impression for you, too, next time I'm up. They're very accurate.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno
*rocks in manner of Romanian orphan*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

ahaha. no, wait - WRONG!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You have No Idea.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

OMG

I canNOT believe you SAID that!!

OMG