HOFF WATCH

[hellison]

Cryogenics eh? So we start with the bad science, to prove it is FUTURE. OOH abnd Crackly lightening effects on corpse. YAY

then Death by Dry Ice and... LET US ROCK.

LOVE it already. LOVE it.

OMG TEH HOFF *dies*

ok. so many bad lines. bad bad lines but

"how long before kermit bites me the big one?"

did he REALLY just say that??

"I Danced on your Poisonous father's grave!"

also, wtf is it with american movies and mentions of Dental Plans? WHY do they have to get it in somewhere??

EYE BOMB WTF? why has it taken him 15 minutes of pacing in the meat locker (why are they in the meat locker?) to rememver his EYE is a BOMB??

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*DEAD*
SO SORRY CABT D UT ABY MORE
CABT; SEE
PCS PLZ

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be a German accent?!! What the hell is wrong with her head? ...Oh, that's hair.

Was that James Earl Jones?

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

This is melting my brain.

[thipe.livejournal.com]

This is possibly the best film evar.

The fact they've got a low-budget hugh grant just adds to the HOFF-JOY

[dasquian.livejournal.com]

"Let us ROCK... and let us ROLL!"
"You have been kissed! With the kiss of death!"
And not forgetting...
[Lift disappears out of view]
"She's halfway to China now!
Superb! 10/10!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I am so totally devastated that I missed this. It seems like a true quality production.

I shall have to get the dvd.

And make the bloke watch it with me.

He is not forgiven for this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

the link in the previous announcement didn't work. what was the name of this horror cinematic gem that i missed?

it sounds great - for certain values of greatness.