HOFF WATCH

[hellison]

Cryogenics eh? So we start with the bad science, to prove it is FUTURE. OOH abnd Crackly lightening effects on corpse. YAY

then Death by Dry Ice and... LET US ROCK.

LOVE it already. LOVE it.

OMG TEH HOFF *dies*

ok. so many bad lines. bad bad lines but

"how long before kermit bites me the big one?"

did he REALLY just say that??

"I Danced on your Poisonous father's grave!"

also, wtf is it with american movies and mentions of Dental Plans? WHY do they have to get it in somewhere??

EYE BOMB WTF? why has it taken him 15 minutes of pacing in the meat locker (why are they in the meat locker?) to rememver his EYE is a BOMB??

Comments

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

*DEAD*
SO SORRY CABT D UT ABY MORE
CABT; SEE
PCS PLZ

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I will buy you the dvd. The HOFFITUDE is too much to be missed

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Is that supposed to be a German accent?!! What the hell is wrong with her head? ...Oh, that's hair.

Was that James Earl Jones?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I am an EVIL WOMAN who has watched RHPS far too often. AHAHAHAH.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

also no, cut price copy. Like the low-rent Hugh Grant english sidekick boy ;p

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

This is melting my brain.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

but.. the VIXEN and the FROG POISON and the HOFFITUDE!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

This is possibly the best film evar.

The fact they've got a low-budget hugh grant just adds to the HOFF-JOY

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Don't you just love Not!Hugh and his stammering?

[dasquian.livejournal.com]

"Let us ROCK... and let us ROLL!"
"You have been kissed! With the kiss of death!"
And not forgetting...
[Lift disappears out of view]
"She's halfway to China now!
Superb! 10/10!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Because corpse freezers in .. New york? were they still in new york?.. so often lead to china.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I am so totally devastated that I missed this. It seems like a true quality production.

I shall have to get the dvd.

And make the bloke watch it with me.

He is not forgiven for this.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

the link in the previous announcement didn't work. what was the name of this horror cinematic gem that i missed?

it sounds great - for certain values of greatness.

[(Anonymous)]

Nick Fury, Agent for S.H.I.E.L.D.!

[thipe.livejournal.com]

It was NICK FURY: Agent of Shield, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119781/

Possibly the best film I've seen in the past year. Maybe EVAR!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

oh god. laughing makes my head hurt more. the NAMES!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It really does have to be seen to be believed. There was apparently a plot, but we all lost track of it about half way through. And where the hell the roboclone managed to get in ? No Idea At All.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

wish i had seen it. head would hurt less if i had stayed in!

p.s. i have my naked ckr film now, and i haven't watched it. may do so after haircut.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I got a migraine and had to go to bed and missed it last night!!!!!!
Howze yur head?

home now, the fella is being fed and watered by his mates and I am officially off Death Duty for the night! I have wine, fags and er, LJ and SG1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!