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hellison ([personal profile] hellison) wrote2006-04-19 11:44 am
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100 questions thingy.

Because I'm not quite awake yet and can't think of anything to write. Well, except HAIRY NUN PORN, but that's not much of an entry, is it?


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
When I was in P7 (last year of primary), the class bully, the charming Rosleen McCartney, put her hands over my eyes as we were going back into class then tripped me up and I fell head first onto the corner of the desk, causing a very dramtic cut just above my eye, which gushed blood plentifully, causing much screaming and running off to the staff room. It wasn't actually very sore, but I got whisked off to casualty and got a stitch and teeny scar in my eyebrow, and the nasty little bitch was nice to me for weeks for fear I'd tell.
And I wouldn't let her copy my work anymore so she got shitty marks too, because she was thick.

So it was a win for me really. Ahh school days, best days of your life

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Which room, they're all mine. ALL MINE I TELL YOU. Bedroom... paint. And some photos.


3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
A fairly basic phone thingy. None of this flippy/slidy/fancy openy nonsense for me.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Generally what ever is on the radio or whatever cd comes to hand first in the car. Lately, lots of Johnny Cash, some SLF, Chilli Peppers and Buzzcocks.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Haven't a clue.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
MORE time off work, so I can go visit people lots.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Pretty much everything I aim at. I really do throw like a girl. A girl with very bad aim.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION/S?
Photographs. And books.

9. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Aries. Are you trying to chat me up ?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really. Unless my face is covered. Can't be having that.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not usually no. Unless I wake up in the middle of the night, hear things moving around and get TEH FEAR, then remember I have cats.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
TY!. What, tv doesn't count? Hmm. Not much for crying really. Probably whoever was inconsiderate enough to die last.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Not really into perfume much. The Lush Karma one is lovely tho, but a bit overpowering.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Depends on the person. Big brown eyes can be a win tho :p

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?
In my crystal ball... *cackles*

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Neither really. If very pushed, probably red bull.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Nothing! I eat not of the pizza.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The brains of the person who wrote these dumb questions!

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Me? Make someone mad? How could that be possible? I am LOVELY.
Also, depends how you define mad. If you mean made rather annoyed, probably the Mother. If you mean 'drove completely insane' then probably the lucky [livejournal.com profile] thesme_01

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Um. How would I know? Probably something baby related. First I remember getting is... a tiny tears doll for christmas when i was about 4 I think.


22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Again with the ambiguously phrased questions. Or just downright vague. I like lots of people, but not just ANYBODY. Are you calling me a slut?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope. Are you back to chatting me up again? Cos it's really not working.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Don't have one, I'm no labels junkie!

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Ooh ooh DEFENDER. With a snorkle and a shovel and pick and EVERYTHING.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
I have several! Well 3. Tho I'm not sure the horse counts as a pet. Right this INSTANT tho, they're not here. Any of them.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Either nothing, cos they're not here right now, or maybe a cat. Or a horse, It all depends. Stupid stupid questions.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Why of COURSE I would, because we all like nothing better than choosing to live in ANGST and WOE and ... what, you're giving me all these crappy chat up lines then planning to just LEAVE me? Bastard.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Get very very drunk and wake them up at 3am to tell them they're the BESHTESHT FRIEND IN THE WORLD *hic*.

What? works for me ;p

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
42

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I have to chose? Why can't I have both? Who said this was an exclusive relationship anyway? And what about all the poor gingers out there? Does nobody think of the GINGERS?

32. WHAT PHONE NUMBER DO YOU CALL MOST?
Probably the Mother.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Depending on mood/hormones/time of day (mornings are not good) either not much really or ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND?
Yes. In fact I am out of it all the time. I am out of it RIGHT NOW!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
At least this one isn't all US-centered I guess.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
None. I am perfection.

37. FIRST JOB?
Archaeologist! When I was just 16. I started young.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Um. probably. Don't remember any specifically tho.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Eating cornflakes, reading LJ

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Um. Nothing. Don't want anything done. Except. Could I get lazer beams fitted? Cos that'd be cool. Also handy for rush hour...

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I couldn't think of anything to write about and I figured it'd pass the time til I was more awake.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Being generally amazingly wonderful. What, you mean from other people? No idea. My hair attracts attention quite frequently.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Stockpile.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Ask me after the first one, if I get that far.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great grandmother apparently.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not since I was little.

48. WHAT DID YOU DO THIS MORNING?
This, pretty much.

49. WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?
Cornflakes!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Nope, it's terrible, all scrawly and illegible even to me.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I do not eat meat at lunch. Or indeed at any other time. No food with a face for me!

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
None, I keep telling you, I am PERFECTION. Your chat-up lines suck.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
If they embarrassed me, I wouldn't have bought them in the first place would I? Be PROUD of who you are, stop worrying about what the cool kids might or might not like!

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Naturally. Everyone loves me and wants to be my friend. I'd probably drive myself mad tho.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
None spring to mind, but probably when I was teenaged and everything was END OF THE WORLD stuff.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Sometimes, sometimes not.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Stomping and muttering and driving about listening to Metallica

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
My mum's house. Tho technically that's my first home, so this one would be my 2nd.

59. WHAT IS YOUR PERFECT DATE?
AH back to this again. Sorry, but I'm really not interested.

60. FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Jigsaws. And a doll called Julieanna.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Well, there 10 on the front of it. Inside, who knows? MILLIONS maybe.

62. WHAT IS YOUR AIM SCREEN NAME?
AIM wtf? Not that I'd tell you, this is all getting a bit stalkery.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Pfft, as if.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes, back in my rock chick past, they were great fun. Tho I did have to be pulled out from under a collapsed one at the Megadeath Gig of DOOOOOM many many years ago.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
I don't know any guy/girls. Mostly I prefer people of just the one sex. Sense of humour, intelligence, pretty eyes. Not endless stupid questions, that's for sure.


66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Depends where I am. Online, eatin, etain or now hellison. RL... don't have them so much anymore ;p

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Vanilla. Oh god we're into the 'favourites' section. I hate these. WHY must I only like ONE of anything. Why must you make me choose? I like LOTS of things.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR(S)?
Blue, some greens, red, purple sometimes... see? WHY DO I HAVE TO PICK?

73. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Didn't we do this already? I have a crap aim, get over it.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
That's a very personal question. Some.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I really wouldn't force this on anyone.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Cat whining, clock ticking.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
A very nice bottle of Cordorniu (cava) that somehow escaped destruction at the weekend.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Um... christine, from the stables, about horses.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Well, it depends which way they're facing really, doesn't it?


80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
wtf with the favourites again.

Depends on mood. Which is rapidly turning against this stupid quiz.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Stupid questions about what my favourite anything is.

82. FAVORITE DRINK(S)?
*stares*.

If you're buying, pint of cider.

83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN?
ARRGFGGHHH . Mine.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?
*stares*

Not telling.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR?
Brown.

86. EYE COLOUR?
Varies according to light. Greenish blue

87. HEIGHT?
5'7"

88. SIBLINGS?
What about them? BE MORE SPECIFIC
Ok. I have 3. 2 brothers, 1 sister.

89. FAVOURITE MONTH?
*STABSTABSTABSTAB*
stupid bloody questions

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
ewwww no. No food with a face, remember?

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
HAIRY NUN PORN


92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Good god you're obsessed with this crap. Probably my birthday.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
If sober, yes. If drunk, no ;p

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Spring, asshat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Why can't I have both? You just want to BOX ME IN.

BOTH. I want it all.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STAND?
Hmm. I'm mostly over the whole one night stand thing. Hey, we're back to the crappy chat up lines again? Well with you, quizfreak, neither.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Diesel.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Who ever is mindnumbingly bored enough.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Just finished 'The portable door' by Tom Holt. Not sure what's next on the list yet.
Oh hang on, The Three Muskateers, I'd forgotten I was reading it too.

100. ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Not that I know of.


Phew done. Wasn't that exciting?

[identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Since when have you been 5' 7"?
Right, in that case I'm five foot six... *rushes off to change post*