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The things you find when you're bored and poking about the computer...

In this case - probably only of interest to mudders - the result of trying to do an Agatean version of the hedgehog song and making the mistake of asking on (cre) for haikus ;p These were the CLEANER ones. I still don't quite think we'd have got it into game tho.
Oddly, I had fogotten all about this til last night, didn't realise I had it saved here at work.

According to the file I have here, verses were kindly donated by Arienne, Das, Dek, Drakkos, Mollow, and Taffyd. I have no idea who wrote what anymore tho, even which (if any) were mine.

Try and guess!

1
On a summers day
The geisha and the monkey
visiting the zoo.

2
Strolling through the zoo.
The monkey plays near the ass.
The geisha says no.

3
Woof, bark. growl, howl, rowr.
Monkey likes the doggy's style.
The Geisha says no.

4
Sign says Panda mates
rarely. Monkey is hopeful.
The geisha says no.

5
A picnic for lunch
Monkey offers his sweetmeats.
The geisha says no

6
Oh look, the dolphins!
Monkey tries to hold his breath.
Geisha says no.

7
Curious woman
Geisha says "How does it feel
to bugger an eel?"

8
Geisha says "Go fish!"
Monkey grabs with all four hands
A slippery catch.

9
Eel squeezes monkey
Rosy expression, blissful
Furry limbs relax.

10
Old man in fez say
Importance of buggery
You must understand.

12
Monkey meets hedgehog.
Sparks Flying! Love at first sight!
Geisha is worried.

13
Man in fez now says
After bad experience
Beware! prickly bush!

14
Monkey and giraffe
A more natural union
A ladder assists.

15
Mountain-top fortress
Not a thing can penetrate
Hedgehog's defenses.

16
Water Buffalo
After much considering
Monkey grabs the horns.

17
Ready to escape
Terrified by the danger
Monkey and tiger.

18
Porcupines mating
Very careful position
Not the kaiber pass.

19
Help here come the bears
Monkey hides behind geisha
The hedgehog feels safe.

20
Gentle rear entry
Lions and tigers and bears
But not the hedgehog.

21
Big Cats Enclosure
Monkey takes them by surprise
Then runs away fast.

22
Oh no poor monkey!
He seems to be caught between
Rock and a sharp place.

23
Ouch monkey error
Could not resist the hedgehog
Tender, very sore.

24
Monkey is nursing
Embarassing injury
Geisha laughs out loud.

25
Monkey slips and falls
onto Geisha. Ouch! she cries
Groinal pincushion!

26
The geisha says See?
Told you! Stay off the hedgehog!
Here are the tweezers.

27
Geisha checks her watch.
It is time to go home now
Come little tomtom!

28
Monkey limps home with
Geisha. Finally he has leart
A painful lesson.

29
After lesson on
The hazards of sodomy
Geisha leaves monkey.

30
Satisfied monkey
Like autumnal cherry tree
Shedding hedgehog spines.

31
Wistful smile on face
Looking back at Gomorrah
A pillar of salt.

We should totally put this in. The mud has gotten way too PC ;p