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Another grey wet monday - isn't this supposed to be at least *Spring*?

Anyway, the weekend was great!

thesme_01's not-surprise-party went very well, tho it did get worryingly Hoff-centric at times, particularly when she printed out PICTURES to share, leading to someone (nash?) yelling "Don't Bogart The Hoff!", which is now my new favourite phrase you never think you'll hear.
We did discover tho, after I very cleverly stood on glass and grabbed the nearest one to stem the flow (once I'd actually *noticed* I was bleeding profusely), that the one thing more disturbing than the Naked-Hoff-With-Puppies picture, is a Naked-Hoff-With-Puppies-Picture-Covered-In-Blood [1].
Other highlights included dancing, the endless movie game, more dancing, huge platefuls of pavlova and taking turns to give Thesme a Birthday Lapdance (I suspect my extreme pleasure at her embarrasment and cackling of "hahaha revenge is Sweet!" may have led to the Standing On Glass. Karma can be a bitch ;p). And of course drunkenly rambling at each other after everyone had gone, before crawling to bed sometime around 6ish.

Spent saturday very gradually making my way home, stopping off to visit various other friends, being fed and even being allowed to watch Dr. Who. Which wasn't the best episode really, but still! Made it to Ruthie's just in time to read Cora a bedtime story too, which was sweet.

Sunday was spent in a leisurely fashion with family, helping the BiL with the babies while Mum and Karen escaped to go shopping. Also getting to hear Aoife say her first proper word (quack, for the record).
And that's about it really.

[1]There were threats the next day to scan in the Blood Hoff for your viewing pleasure, but I see that hasn't come to pass. Yet.

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I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAP DANCING! WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THE LAP DANCING???
OH GOD.

And Blood Hoff scanning is planned for this evening.

I really know know how you could forget it, since we all took turns! And I was so dedicated to it that I didn't stop to pull the glass out of my foot til I was finished my stint!

HOW MANY PEOPLE LAP DANCED AND WHO DID THE LAP DANCING (hopes the fella was involved somewhere)
OH NO IT'S COMING BACK - R WAS PARTICULARLY ENTHUSIASTIC

umm... everyone who was left at that point, so rachel, nash, me, then ru and maybe eamonn? By that point I was extracting glass from my foot, so I wasn't paying so much attention ;p

fuck

Oh and don't forget me showing you my knicker collection.

And indeed wearing part of collection on my head.

See, I was TACTFULLY not mentioning that! Well. I kinda forgot to put it in, but still ;p

But what did you all do with Mivv? He seems to be vanished

His Danish ~~floozy~~ Lady Friend is visiting from today, for a week I think, so we probably won't see much of him for a bit ;)

Aaagh. That explains it.

I was worried he'd taken your picture to heart and started parading round with his underpants outside his clothes and consequently been rehomed for his own good.

Well, to be fair, that's not *entirely* outside the realm of possibility ;p

I prefer to think of him enjoying lots of the sort of things you don't get any more when you're married ;-)

Rereading that it seems like I'm saying something a little wrong, but my brain is broken so...

Sounds like a wonderful party! Glad you both enjoyed it!

It was a great night! Tho my foot is a bit sore ;p

i have nothing to say except:

why am i not surprised?

and:

weirdos!

weirdos? what?? It was all non-weird. Well ok, not the hoff stuff, but I'd like it on record that it STRONGLY PROTESTED against any involvement of the hoff in partying. SHe was telling people about HOFF/KIT