OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Comments

[hellison.livejournal.com]

sheep??

not sure if tights will do with dress and shoes. May resort to them tho. will see when I get home just how much leggage there is.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I always resort to the tights! Can't go wrong with tights!

(A sheep will distract viewers from your leggages. PS there's nothing wrong with your leggages)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

it'll all be fine I'm sure. Just having abit of a FLAIL about dress wearing ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

if you believe that real legs have hair then I think you should go and flaunt said (not very hairy and rather fine) leggages at the archaeologists.

They could do coleoptera analyses on them anyway.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

see, you're missing the point ENTIRELY. I have no concern about the hairiness of legs at all. It's the whole wearing a dress and people seeing legs IN ANY STATE I'm flailing about.

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGGAGES
tell me about the shoes. Let's start with the shoes and work from there.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

shoes! (http://www.evans.co.uk/promostores/Evans/closeup.html?/stores/Evans/images/product/EOG90/EOG90-fs.jpg)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

get sheer tights - and you'll be grand.