OMG LEGS

[hellison]

So party tonight, Hawaiian themed *stabs people who THEME parties*, I went shopping at lunchtime for hawaiianny type stuff.

Now I have a dress. A red dress. A red dress with FLOWERS on it. And new shoes (YAY!).
but...DRESS. There will be LEGS people. LEGS.
And shoulders (STRAPPY flowery red dress) and stuff *panics*
And new shoes have wedge heely thing, so I can see there being shoe-related disasters later. Tho given the amount I generally fall over drunk that's not such a huge deal ;)
but... LEGS! They're not used to being out, even at night! I'm not entirely sure they won't glow in the dark.

WTF FLOWERY DRESS HELP ME

ETA ok, flailing aside? It's fucking FREEZING. Tights it is.

Comments

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Pwetty dress!!! I fully endorse outtage of legs!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

So pretty! You'll look lufferly

[kake]

Rub the legs with vaseline to stop them getting chilly.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

It's not so much the chill as the blinding people with the whiteness of the glare. And the general HORROR ;p

It's at times like this I almost wish I was one of those girly girls that believed in fake tan and all that crap.... Almost.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

heh, well after a drink or some, I'm sure I'll get over the 'OMG LEGS AND EXPOSED FLESH where oh hwere are my jeans' panics ;p

Maybe if I wore a nice wooly cardi over the top...

[hellison.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen mine! They never normally see the light of day. Or night for that matter ;p

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

POPPYCOCK!!

(I've always wanted to use that word...)

I think you must surely have fabulous legs of wonderousness!!!

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

BORING!

Real legs are REAL. And LEGS.

Besides, it's you in there :) make sure there are PICS PLZ :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

well, at least you're making an effort! i have no hawaiian things AT ALL. *cry*

[being-here.livejournal.com]

No! It's lovely and you'll look wonderful.

Make sure you have a taxi home to protect you from drunken wobbles though

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I did say almost ;p I can't be doing with fake tan and all that malarky.

Of course you do realise real legs also come with HAIR attached?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Hang on, don't you have a crazy hawaiian shirt amid your crazy shirt collection?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

*grins* I will be sharing taxi home with mates, never fear about that. And I'm sure all will be well, just having usual 'omg not jeans and jumper' panic ;p

[hellison.livejournal.com]

hehe, it is a GREAT word isn't it? And thank you. My legs thank you too, they are quite flattered ;p

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

what about tights?

or sheep?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

oooooh you have a crazy shirt collection?

[tiquetoque.livejournal.com]

*checks*

Whoa, you're right :\

[http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/]

sadly not. and wait - i don't have a crazy shirt collection! i have ONE cowboy shirt. and that one with the dangly bits. not a collection. nor crazy!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

sheep??

not sure if tights will do with dress and shoes. May resort to them tho. will see when I get home just how much leggage there is.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I'm sure i remember you in a hawaiiany type thing before *ponders*

and isn't there an elvis shirt too? Or have I lost it completely?

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

I always resort to the tights! Can't go wrong with tights!

(A sheep will distract viewers from your leggages. PS there's nothing wrong with your leggages)

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

1) razor!
2) tights!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

1. fuck off with your razor. I've never shaved me legs in me life and I am not starting now. You KNOW this.

2. See, shoes are not really tightable-with i think. Will see when I get home.

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Is that true?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

it'll all be fine I'm sure. Just having abit of a FLAIL about dress wearing ;p