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Earlier, I was predicting shoe-related disaster, because heels were invovled.
This did not come to pass! I drank, i danced, i drank, i danced some more, no falling.
Went back to D.'s , drank, smoked, stepped over people to get across a room and STILL no falling.

Eventually, get tasi home. Manage to convey destination to driver AND hold some form of conversation. All Going Well.
Pay taxi man, get out of taxi, try to walk.

Fall on face. WTF??? Bag falls, scrabble for belongings, taxi man watching.
Get up, stumble towards house thinking 'hmm. feet don't feel right..'
Get in, look at shoes, see this..

look at leg. See bleeding. Am thankfully not drunk enough to post pic of bleeding.

Should now go wash leg tho.

ETA washed leg. Have nasty grazed knee. Hurts quite a lot. Not at ALL amused re. shoes.May need Dettol.

ps Dress a success,

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How on earth did you manage that?!

Glad the dress went well though

Take the shoes back and complain.

I'm with Bryony! Go back, make noise, get money back!

'sales and supply of goods act, 1973 - all goods shall be fit for the purpose for which they were sold'

I plan too. Once my brain stops trying to explode out of my head (woe, tequila)

Will be staight in there monday. Would go today if i could move. and stuff.

not entirely sure. One minute was getting out of taxi quite well (considering), tried to set onto pavement, went flying. Must have caught the stupid shoe on the kerb or something. V kindly, but v. embarrasingly, taxi driver waited there til I managed to get back on my feet (not easy with Shoe of EVIL still trying to trip me. And the very drunk and stoned thing) and stagger off to front door.

They were very comfy up until this point! Will be returning them to the shop monday tho, I can fall over quite enough on my own, with having shoes catch me unawares like this!

heh,. I did TAKE the pictures ;p I can still post them if you really want. When my brain can function again.

bit early for that! Have tea and toast. And tiger balm. and bed to go back to ;)

poor wasted hellison! poor hellison foot!

i sensibly came home instead of going for Evil Drugs (*cough*) and then... sat up till 4am with a bottle of real ale stuff (unfinished and in fridge now with a wine bottle stopper in it, so i must have been drinking amazingly slowly) and listened to music. my neighbours probably not happy!

ion: have haircut. should be packing but am instead sitting at computer. again. may shortly call for a pizza, yum!

p.s. hee hee, the logue and the gay porn talk!

p.p.s. i liked the american lots! Truly One Of Us i suspect. *g*

Hey woman,

Eurovision is on, come onto DW and get some hair of the dog into you ;p

(Says he who was not stumbling home drunk at 5am last night :p)

Alas I was babysitting for my sister so I had to watch it SOBER and off line, which was much less fun!

Loved Finland tho. And Lithuania ! i even voted for lithuania ;p

Rofl, I had totally forgotten about logue fleeing the gay porn talk!

American girl *definitely* one of those tho! Must try and track her down in the Lair of Evil ;)

Woe! And Lithuania deserved to win ;p

Dearie me

anansispider have you lost it completely? PICS PLZ RIGHT NOW MISSY

AND

The photo doesn't show anything wrong with the shoe. Are you sure it wasn't a monster cat?

What did you do to poor Logue? *texts Logue texts of sympathy* actually do I have his number on this phone hmmmmmmm

We talked about gay porn! He got very upset and ran away ;p

You mean apart from the fact the the sole is HANGING OFF IT?

heh I knew you'd want the pics ;p They are at home however, you shall have to wait!

Poor Logue i will have to console him.

Muahahhaahaha. Ha.
I will heal him with Star Trek.#

Email me his number for I have lost it somewhere.

Oooh now I see it. Bad shoe, BAD.

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