aagggghhhh

[hellison]

I am packed, just having breakfast before i go and fucking cats brought in another fucking mouse and left it and it is just SITTING there and I don't know if it is alive or dead but it doesn't look very dead and I don't want to touch it in case it moves, but I can't LEAVE it here all weekend OH NOES OH NOES

Thats the 4th one in FOUR DAYS. Last night's one I discovered just as the window cleaner came round and I made him take it away because it wasn't quite dead. Until he stood on it. Which I didn't *quite* approve off and I DEFINITELY need a new rug for the living room now. He did say the empty house across the road is full of them, so it's like fucking take-out heaven for the cats.

ARGGH. I have to leave in 10 minutes, I dont have TIME for zombie mice attackes!
*sits with feet up on chair*

ETA Fuck it. Have phoned the Logue in his capacity as Auxiliary Cat Feeder and he's going to call in after work and get rid of it. I'm going.

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[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

GET GLOVES GET PLASTIC BAG PUT ON GLOVES BUT BEGLOVED HAND IN PLASTIC BAG. PUT PLASTIC BAG OVER MOUSE AND TURN PLASTIC BAG INSIDE OUT SO IT NOW COVERS MOUSE. TIE PLASTIC BAG. PUT IN BIN PUT BIN OUT.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

ARRGH I CAN'T TOUCH IT

WHAT IF IT MOVES I WILL SCREAM AND RUN AWAY AND ITS SITTING NEAR MY BOOTS AND I CAN'T GET TO THEM BUT I HAVE TO GO AARRGGGHHGHGHHGHG

and Lana? Is sat on the sofa all comfy ignoring it. As usual.

[being-here.livejournal.com]

If it moves she'll take notice then. Maybe.

Sorry honey :(

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

PLASTIC BAG AND GLOVES MEAN DOUBLE LAYER BETWEEN YOU AND MOOSE. WHICH IS BETTER DEALING WITH IT NOW OR COMING HOME TO ROTTING MOOSE FLESH?

[hellison.livejournal.com]

RUNNING AWAY AND LEAVING SOMEONE ELSE (logue) TO DEAL WITH IT

*flees*

[thesme-01.livejournal.com]

omg THE LOGUE IS GOING TO DO THIS FOR YOU?
JAMMY COO!

[hellison.livejournal.com]

Indeed, he has done it! He's very good really, I reckon I owe him some Extra Nice Wine for that one ;)

[malvino.livejournal.com]

Hit it with a something heavy before you pick it up?