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[hellison]

You're all very quiet today *prods* specially for a Friday!

Tho it's quiet here too. Everyone at work has been very concerned about my Gay Sofa Halves *eyes _unhurt_* and I have phoned the Sofa People to find out why the men did not come out to give one of them the required sex-change yesterday. Apparently 'someone was meant to' but... didn't bother. Or something. So someone is coming today after one. Allegedly.

I managed to be A Bit Cross down the phone, but it was hard to grumble too much at suddenly being given an excuse to go home at lunchtime on a Friday.

How is everyone else doing?


ETA hmm. 3pm and still no sign of Sofa Gender Re-alignment Man, who was supposed to be here 'after 1'. Another phonecall is required.

OTOH, tiquetoque has, I think, won the 'comedy remarks about gay sofas' award with - Tique MyBreathAway tells you: you're the only person I know who paid for a sofa, but got a poof.

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[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Ach... Meh, mostly.

Although I've just amused my colleague with tales of your gay sofas. *grin*. I did spare her the details about the thesmejuuuice though... ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

My poor gay sofas, part of me thinks they should be left as they are, but I am reliably informed that if I do, I'll come home to find half the corner one dancing to kylie with the 2 seater while the other half flounces off and paints the kitchen pink (did we miss any stereotypes there?).

I have to admit even at 8am it was very hard to keep a straight face when the sofa man kept going on about how I had 2 males and I really needed a male and a female or they'd never stay together ;p

[fragglechick.livejournal.com]

Well, my colleague Jane says you should keep the camp seaters instead, and is now pondering getting a new sofa!

You missed out one of the sofas wearing leather chaps... ;)

[hellison.livejournal.com]

All but they are all leather sofas so... they kinda are already ;p

[caramel-betty.livejournal.com]

My poor gay sofas, part of me thinks they should be left as they are, but I am reliably informed that if I do, I'll come home to find half the corner one dancing to kylie with the 2 seater while the other half flounces off and paints the kitchen pink (did we miss any stereotypes there?).

You missed out the leather queens, who like opera and fisting.

[hellison.livejournal.com]

I think that might be the 2 seater ;p