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Morning all! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY [livejournal.com profile] layonee

How are we today? Mostly I am sleepy, bored, partially brane-eaten and... unable to think of anything to actually write about. I was going to do the interests meme thingy, but then realised I don't have much in there and it's all pretty self-explanatory anyway, and adding some cryptic/exciting type things just for the point of the meme seemed a bit... lame really ;p

I should update it tho. So there's a challenge - pick some exotic/obscure interests for me to develop!


(This could go very, very wrong very, very quickly.)

Date: 2006-06-26 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
being a woman of mystery

I might put that up.

Date: 2006-06-26 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
OOh that's a good one, I might add that! Although I'm not very good at being mysterious, I could practice tho!

Once, a few years back, I was at a best friends wedding, sharing a room with another friend.
The morning after we ate breakfast on the hotel room balcony in our nighties, Wedding Hats and shades, being International Women of Mystery and kept the hats and shades on all day too.

Date: 2006-06-26 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Thesme and I are just bemoaning this on my journal, somewhere. How we want to be consumptive women of mystery but instead are nanny Ogg

Date: 2006-06-26 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
or knickerless pervs.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
they're much the same thing

Date: 2006-06-26 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes, that's pretty much my problem too. Subtley is another thing I have never quite managed. I have been described in the past as 'having all the subtley of a chieftan tank'. ANd thats BEFORE the cider ;p

Date: 2006-06-26 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
I'm much the same. It's a shame really

Date: 2006-06-26 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Was this at teh Slieve Donard by any chance? at all?

Ooh where a hunky bloke asked Mr Thesme was I free n single!! ooh!

Date: 2006-06-26 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
indeed it was! When we went for the walk up the beach with the hats and shades. ANd balloons.

VERY MYSTERIOUS.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
not very hungover then.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
MYSTERIOUSLY hungover ;p

Date: 2006-06-26 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
ohhhh right sorry yes of COURSE.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
she fails to mention the part where she shared a bed with a NAKED (gay) MAN.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
That was an entirely different wedding ;p

I've never seen *anyone* wake up so TERRIFED.

Date: 2006-06-26 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
who's wedding was this now? Sounds like a great wedding!

Was this poor Neil you cruel lady?

Date: 2006-06-26 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Jimanda's ;p And it was indeed Neil and i didn't do NUFFIN to him. I'm sure I've told you this before, but see below for full story!

Date: 2006-06-26 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
no you didn't!

Date: 2006-06-26 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Oh that sounds very funny... do share?

Date: 2006-06-26 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
heh, Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Once upon a time, not so long ago and not so very far away, a Fair and Mysterious Woman attended the Nuptial Blessings of the Jimanda Entity.
For this occasion, she had arranged to share a room - very special room, with the most enormous bed ever, in a tower, with a power shower - with the Beauteous Little E.
However B.L.E had Designs on the Handsome Prince LOGEU and whisked herself off to HIS room at some point in the festivities.
Also attending was the gay cavalier, N. who got very very drunk and thus the Mysterious Lady agrees that, as E. had vacated her spot in the Enormous Double bed (it really was huge), he could take up residence therein for the evening.
So off staggered the Gay Cavalier who, by they time got to the room had forgotten he was sharing it and, as apparently is his wont, stripped off his fine trappings to the last stitch and passed out.

Some time later, our heroine staggered in and (thankfully) remembered to attire herself in pjs which were pink and with a top of the strappy kind (this becomes important soon), climbed into her side of the ENORMOUS double bed and also passed out.

Time passed and day dawned. Hearing a stirring beside her, our heroine awakes and greets the gay cavalier. Who, in a few very brief seconds wakes up, realised he is NAKED, in bed with a Myserious Lady who (thanks to the strappy pink nature of the top) also appears to be naked, comes to a very wrong conclusion and suddenly sits bolt upright yelling FUUUUCK in a state of what appeared to be abject terror.

Luckily all was explained (once our heroine managed to stop cackling with glee at it all) and to this very day he still apologises profusely for the nature of his reaction.

Date: 2006-06-26 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Mwahahahaha.

I hope you make him suffer for that response. It is not very nice at all. Oh no.

Date: 2006-06-26 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
See if I really WAS a mysterious Lady I would have been cooly affronted and taken revenge in suitably exotic fashion. Not lain there crying with laughter and then telling everyone at breakfast ;p

Date: 2006-06-26 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Meh. I'd have done the same. Why can't we manage mysterious? Why?

Date: 2006-06-26 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
I don't know... but I have a sneaking suspicion Being Mysterious and Cooly Aloof and stuff would get very dull after awhile and life is more fun this way ;)

Date: 2006-06-26 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] being-here.livejournal.com
Possibly. But it would be nice to be able to try.

Everytime I think I managed it Dave will remind me of some suitably awful thing I did... *sigh*

Date: 2006-06-26 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellison.livejournal.com
Yes, I have people who do that too *eyes thesme*

Date: 2006-06-26 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_unhurt_/
oh, i don't know. i mean, it works so well for me.

*is also "a creature unlike any other"*

Date: 2006-06-26 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thesme-01.livejournal.com
Bloody excellent

(stores in book of Deeds to Recall in the Pube)

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