The crazy world of MSN horoscopes

No monkeys today (alas) instead - you could go down to the local soup kitchen and chop some vegetables.

Very specific advice there - perhaps we're meant to take all the left over bananas from when we were being monkeys with us...
I have to say whoever is making these up at least has more of a sense of humour than the usual crap they churn out ;p

In other news, yesterday's GLOOM has lifted, thanks in part to a few hours at the stables; it's hard to keep fixated on the woes of the world when trying to canter a figure of 8 on a big horse in a small school with 7 other horses in it ;)

Then seeing Sinn Fein get torn apart on tv yet again and having to just squirm and take it cheered me right up.