You know, I could almost start to believe this stuff...

Seriously, best horrorscope EVAR... (annotated by me)


Personal Daily Horoscope of Saturday, 18 February 2006
for Helen,

A lazy streak
This morning this influence brings about pleasant feelings between you and everyone around you. [1]
It is a good time for being with friends or out having a good time. You enjoy everyone around you and they enjoy you[2].
Similarly you will enjoy good food and drink now, but be careful not to overdo it [3]. During this time you will tend to take things into yourself, so it is easy to overindulge [4]. This is not a good time for getting very much work done, because it often brings out a lazy streak. One exception to this is that you may feel like working to beautify or otherwise improve your home [5]. You need beautiful surroundings, and you will work to get them[6]. This is a good time for love relationships [7]. This influence by itself is too fleeting to start a major relationship, but it certainly is a help[8]



[1]I'm not quite sure about Sat. morning bringing about Pleasant Feelings of any kind.
Unless it's the part of Sat around breakfast time before I go to bed...
[2]Very enjoyable all round. Actually, that bit just sounds rude ;p
[3] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ahem*
[4] I do indeed plan to take a great deal of alcohol into myself. This is almost uncanny!
[5] Lazy streak? Check (sleepign all day saturday, yay!) Beautifying? bit off there...
[6] Ah beauteous Feltham with your... well, there is that pondy thing with the geese. HONK
[7] Is chibi coming after all then?? IT IS DESTINY!
[8] I think it's the alcohol actually, but who am i to argue with THE STARS?